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I'm doing exams right now, and I have a problem. That is I can't get myself to be stressed about it, and when I'm stressed about something I tend to perform better.

Today wasn't really important (English, easy), but two of my most important exams are coming up tomorrow and the day after tomorrow (maths and physics respectively) so I should be bothered...

So here comes the important question: How can one get stressed more?

By stressing about that you're not stressed.

Try burning your notes and books?

Simply sitting there and reading the questions will be enough

Or try burning yourself. I'm sure that will cause some (di)stress.

Don't sleep untill it's over. And take lots of caffine pills. By lots, I mean manufacturing lots. If you arn't stressed enough by then, show up for the exam with no pencils or calculators.

We were just doing a exercise today in one of my tutorials. We had to count how many things from a list of 36 stressed us. Then we had to list the five main things that stress us, then things we do to alleviate stress.

Maybe if you imagine you really really promised us all a dmod for tomorrow? (This is a hint!)

That would probably be something like A-Z then