Complaint Chaos 4: Rise of the Striker
Yes, it's time for yet another Complaint Chaos, where we examine your complaints and then make fun of them. Only this time, I'm doing it. Not only does this mark my first Complaint Chaos, but my first article, as well.
So... without further adieu, I give you... Complaint Chaos 4!!
Well, see, that would be up to jveenhof, but considering he's dead, I don't think that's going to happen. I know I'm certainly not going to make it.
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? er... fingers... er, I mean, umm... um... onto the next one.
Step 0: Learn the Internet
Step 1: Go to the Board
Step 2: Click the blue option bar under File Discussion
Step 3: Select Dink's father 1
Step 4: Select New topic
Step 5: Post your question
It either sucked... or you gave something a ridiculously high rating without sufficiently explaining why you felt it needed a 9.9
Hmm... you are obviously trying to search for Christ here. Though someone has been going around using his name, I can assure you, there is no God in this forsaken place.
Wow, that's pretty messed up. Ask redink1... he's the one who codes the site, as I cannot think of why that would be unless you had specifically blocked them. Then again, he may have already taken care of this problem, I don't know.
Maybe in a little bit... I know I'm getting a little tired of gravy down my pants.
Yeah, but it does provide for a bit of entertainment for us mods.
c-ing how we hav no user 7 passez, im not surprized it dint werk fir u... lamer.
Sure, just reach into my pants. Keep searching, you'll find it.
No, my computer tends to react adversely to water.
No
Well, we do have a search button. That works well.
Hello? Oh no, man... it looks like he went through with it after all. :'( Aww man... he had so much to live for. Why did he do it? Why God? WHY!!?
Sure, find some viable monkey sperm and in vitro that sweet simian.
Just what are you insinuating?
Sure it is. As soon as Canadians start saying something worthwhile, we'll quote them.
Don't listen to Chrispy, he's Canadian.
A lot more black.
It's just one of those wonderful mysteries of life.
Wow, somebody actually used this for it was meant for. This problem has since been fixed. Bravo, dude, bravo!
So... without further adieu, I give you... Complaint Chaos 4!!
1. 9 gems of life 3... make a dmod for it!!
Well, see, that would be up to jveenhof, but considering he's dead, I don't think that's going to happen. I know I'm certainly not going to make it.
2. àîààáàçìééà
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? er... fingers... er, I mean, umm... um... onto the next one.
3. dink's father 1: search for the scroll : how to get the spellbook as its unpickable n game cannot proceed from there.... what to do next please help
Step 0: Learn the Internet
Step 1: Go to the Board
Step 2: Click the blue option bar under File Discussion
Step 3: Select Dink's father 1
Step 4: Select New topic
Step 5: Post your question
4. "I wrote a review but you didn't add it"
It either sucked... or you gave something a ridiculously high rating without sufficiently explaining why you felt it needed a 9.9
5. christ
Hmm... you are obviously trying to search for Christ here. Though someone has been going around using his name, I can assure you, there is no God in this forsaken place.
6. in people's comments or reviews ect, i cannot see smile faces. i use Mozilla Firefox 1.0
Wow, that's pretty messed up. Ask redink1... he's the one who codes the site, as I cannot think of why that would be unless you had specifically blocked them. Then again, he may have already taken care of this problem, I don't know.
7. isn't it time for a new poll?
Maybe in a little bit... I know I'm getting a little tired of gravy down my pants.
8. inventory
Whoops, guess my suggestion is to make your suggestion box not look like a search box, but I guess you already knew that.
Whoops, guess my suggestion is to make your suggestion box not look like a search box, but I guess you already knew that.
Yeah, but it does provide for a bit of entertainment for us mods.
9. ur site iz shoot i typed my user 7 pass & every time it sed it woz rong u hacker!!
c-ing how we hav no user 7 passez, im not surprized it dint werk fir u... lamer.
10. Give out free beer ^_^
Sure, just reach into my pants. Keep searching, you'll find it.
11. Are you going to read these suggestions in the shower?
No, my computer tends to react adversely to water.
12. Great site! How about a Dinko Daggins of Dag End? (lord of the rings)
No
13. arrgh, it looked like a search box. Sorry. Could we have a search box please?
Well, we do have a search button. That works well.
14. Dink Smallwood...you saved my life...for that I am eternally grateful. You see I was quite depressed and was playing Initiation at a bad time in my life. I was contemplating suicide when I suddenly happened upon the "Menacing Dildonator". The ensuing s
Hello? Oh no, man... it looks like he went through with it after all. :'( Aww man... he had so much to live for. Why did he do it? Why God? WHY!!?
15. Can I impregnate a monkey?
Sure, find some viable monkey sperm and in vitro that sweet simian.
16. why is it so small?
Just what are you insinuating?
17. It's not fair that canadians don't get quoted often!!
Sure it is. As soon as Canadians start saying something worthwhile, we'll quote them.
18. Chrispy told me to get drunk and write 'shoot' here
Don't listen to Chrispy, he's Canadian.
19. Quick! I'm doing homework for Mrs. Gusso's class. What was South Africa's government after apartheid?"
A lot more black.
20. Why is Striker so darn cool?
It's just one of those wonderful mysteries of life.
21. The DMOD called "The Saga" was created by Xanthos, yet it doesn't show in his profile and his name on the DMOD page is not a link.
Wow, somebody actually used this for it was meant for. This problem has since been fixed. Bravo, dude, bravo!
No body loves me, everybody hates me....
Well, considering my girl is Canadian... don't take my comments seriously.
...but, from what I know about you, I don't think I have to worry about that.
...but, from what I know about you, I don't think I have to worry about that.
Surely, you must've added #20 yourself
Well I 
at them all, except that Canadian comment. Can we not pick on Finland, Sweden or Denmark?
at them all, except that Canadian comment. Can we not pick on Finland, Sweden or Denmark? October 3rd 2005, 08:27 PM
Lurkala
It's easy to pick on Canadians - because they're nicer than Americans and won't come after you with a gun. 
I have no clue about Scandinavia though.
I have no clue about Scandinavia though.
