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December 20th 2009, 09:41 PM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
if you were the king/queen of the DN what would you do?
December 20th 2009, 09:50 PM
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Skorn
Peasant He/Him
I Bring Tidings of Spam 
Take down the forums. jk
December 20th 2009, 10:18 PM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
I would have a reshuffle and put all helpful info in one pile in the corner of the room so I could find every hint tip and suggestion relating to makin Dmods ever created ... list em all and show everyone the list of whats available and what it does

Then I would sit down and eat a banana
December 21st 2009, 12:46 AM
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yeoldetoast
Peasant They/Them Australia
Oh, NOW YOU'VE DONE IT! 
I'd ban everyone under 16 and get rid of the word filter.
December 21st 2009, 12:57 AM
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carrie2004
Peasant She/Her Canada
*chomp* 
OOoh. If I was Ruler of the DN, I'd make everyone build a giant golden statue of me. And they'd have to bow down to it every day.
And everyone would have to bring me offerings of chocolate and bananas. And I would flog people randomly for no reason at all.
Cuz I'm evil like that.
December 21st 2009, 01:19 AM
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Fireball5
Peasant He/Him Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
If I were ruler of the Dink Network, I would fix up the board a bit so it has more functionality and less bugs, then I would convert some of the old pages to the new design so that there is a rules page and all the other pages that have been left behind.
December 21st 2009, 05:47 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
If I were the ruler of TDN, I would be lazy. Just like everyone else here.
December 21st 2009, 03:14 PM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
i would ban yeoldetoast and anyone like him.
December 21st 2009, 05:17 PM
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MadStalker
Peasant He/Him Finland
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If I were a ruler, I would be made of plastic or something and teenage boys would use me to measure their...

Hmm. I don't want to be a ruler.
December 21st 2009, 05:17 PM
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Fireball5
Peasant He/Him Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
I would ban anyone saying they are going to ban someone... therefore creating a paradox, as I would in turn have to ban myself, making it impossible to ban others, though I vow to somehow do so.
December 21st 2009, 08:17 PM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
he he, you made a funny!
December 22nd 2009, 01:23 AM
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pathfinder
Peasant He/Him China
I love hanging ON LINE without doing anything... 
If I were sth.,I would conquer the world and force all over the world to play Dink.
December 22nd 2009, 07:58 AM
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Krisknox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
I'd rid of the swear filter and change bannannas to pie
December 22nd 2009, 08:01 AM
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GOKUSSJ6
Peasant He/Him Poland
Everyone should get a pizza for free in each week. 
If i was the king or queen of TDN what will i do?...BAN SKORN OF COURSE!
December 22nd 2009, 08:07 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Leave Skorn alone, Goku!
December 22nd 2009, 06:17 PM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
Sadly, I'll have to agree with Kenji (er, GOKUSSJ6) here.
December 28th 2009, 10:53 PM
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Schnappy
Ghost They/Them
 
I'd probably sell it on Ebay.
December 28th 2009, 11:24 PM
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krish
Peasant He/Him India
its btr to burnout than fade away 
i'd make contribution compulsory atleast every week
December 29th 2009, 05:14 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
This is exactly why we are NOT the kings (or even the staff) of TDN.
December 30th 2009, 11:11 PM
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EvilEarl
Peasant He/Him United States
In memory of Skull. 
I'd lobby for government bailouts so that we all (or at least me) get paid to do this stuff. I could make a good argument in that there is literally no profit in this.
December 30th 2009, 11:16 PM
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Skorn
Peasant He/Him
I Bring Tidings of Spam 
Leave Skorn alone, Goku!

Oooh... Mood swings, Skull. I kinda like this.
December 30th 2009, 11:17 PM
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EvilEarl
Peasant He/Him United States
In memory of Skull. 
Careful, Skull. Skorn is getting turned on by this.
December 30th 2009, 11:18 PM
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Skorn
Peasant He/Him
I Bring Tidings of Spam 
Heheh. ye-NO!! Not sexually. Just kinda like how--whatever
December 30th 2009, 11:19 PM
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EvilEarl
Peasant He/Him United States
In memory of Skull. 
See? He can't explain it, he must be new to this.
December 30th 2009, 11:19 PM
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Skorn
Peasant He/Him
I Bring Tidings of Spam 
No. Not stuttering, just typing without thinking.
December 30th 2009, 11:20 PM
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EvilEarl
Peasant He/Him United States
In memory of Skull. 
Sure . . . whatever you say . . .
December 30th 2009, 11:21 PM
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Skorn
Peasant He/Him
I Bring Tidings of Spam 
what...?

Did anyone say anything to anybody? Or did something else tell something else to tell someone about something?

Explain.
December 30th 2009, 11:22 PM
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EvilEarl
Peasant He/Him United States
In memory of Skull. 
There's no way for you to tell who I sent messages to and what I told them. I just like to put people in a panic.
December 30th 2009, 11:23 PM
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Skorn
Peasant He/Him
I Bring Tidings of Spam 
Hm......Chiiillddd staaalker...???
December 30th 2009, 11:24 PM
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Skorn
Peasant He/Him
I Bring Tidings of Spam 
Nope. Just a scary middle-aged man with nothing to do but fiddle with chopsticks. HAH!

Oh...wait. Nvm
December 30th 2009, 11:25 PM
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EvilEarl
Peasant He/Him United States
In memory of Skull. 
You're a child stalker? Holy sh*t I'd better run!
December 30th 2009, 11:26 PM
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Skorn
Peasant He/Him
I Bring Tidings of Spam 
you are!? I KNEW IT!! This isnt safe anymore! Break loose to the chocolate factorrryyy....

Edit: What the phuck am i talking about?
December 30th 2009, 11:28 PM
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EvilEarl
Peasant He/Him United States
In memory of Skull. 
Wait a minute. Is there a communication error here? It seems like you're a child stalker trying to stalk me without there being any way for you to prove that I'm under 18. Please elaborate.
December 30th 2009, 11:29 PM
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Skorn
Peasant He/Him
I Bring Tidings of Spam 
Nope. Just me being completely random and stupid. Thats usual for me. Please excuse me and forget I ever happened.

*steps aside*
December 30th 2009, 11:31 PM
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EvilEarl
Peasant He/Him United States
In memory of Skull. 
Am I causing any chaos here, or is this normal for the DN?
December 30th 2009, 11:31 PM
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Skorn
Peasant He/Him
I Bring Tidings of Spam 
Nah, the DN is like an Insane Asylum. Step in, visit, then run like hell before the idiots show there ballz
December 30th 2009, 11:32 PM
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EvilEarl
Peasant He/Him United States
In memory of Skull. 
I bet that I'm more mentally unstable than you.
December 30th 2009, 11:32 PM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
/me opens door, throws in a match, closes door and runs off
December 30th 2009, 11:33 PM
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Skorn
Peasant He/Him
I Bring Tidings of Spam 
O rly?

Msdink this is not the chat lol
December 30th 2009, 11:34 PM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
/notice Skorn: me doesn't care hehe
December 30th 2009, 11:35 PM
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EvilEarl
Peasant He/Him United States
In memory of Skull. 
Ya, it will take meticulous planning and vast resources, but I will prove in the end that I am the craziest of all!!

side note: Did we just double the thread size within 20 minutes?
December 30th 2009, 11:35 PM
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Skorn
Peasant He/Him
I Bring Tidings of Spam 
More like 5 douche!

Sorry, I can be a total candle sometimes
December 30th 2009, 11:37 PM
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EvilEarl
Peasant He/Him United States
In memory of Skull. 
That's not crazy, that's retarded. This is your first time in an insanity contest, isn't it?
December 30th 2009, 11:38 PM
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Skorn
Peasant He/Him
I Bring Tidings of Spam 
No. I wasnt competing. Who said this was a contest? Surely I would win if it was.
December 30th 2009, 11:40 PM
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EvilEarl
Peasant He/Him United States
In memory of Skull. 
That's not insanity either, that's delusion. You're not very good at this.
December 31st 2009, 04:48 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Oooh... Mood swings, Skull. I kinda like this.

If you notice, I said this before I got pissed off with you. And I already said I am sorry for over reacting. Later, I was only trying to help you, but at first you hit me to so personal place that I just simply got pissed off.