The Dink Network

so this guy i work with in the military got so effing drunk last thursday night that he threw up in the hallway in front of his door and TOOK A DUMP against the wall and the cops found him passed out, he had the key to his room in his pocket he was just so drunk he couldnt figure out how to use it. i think they also found him without his pants on, and he still hasnt found his flip flops. keep in mind this was a thursday night and he was SUPPOSED to be to work the next day. the most messed up part is he is pretty much getting away with it without any serious trouble because the people he was drinking with were all senior officers!!

can anyone beat that?

okay, my older brother was having this bachelor party, i'm sitting here in the kitchen, trying to get on the internet, when he and his best man comes in. He's talking about how his other 'Freinds' ditched him to do something else, and then he asks me to make him and the only one to show up a burger. when I'm finished, I realize that it's still kind of pink, but they're too drunk to complain. the next morning, both have a hangover and a Staph infection. you decide, is that a good way to wake up?

woohoo, this sure is a rude awakening..
With some friends we once cut a "little" tree just to put it on another freind's car roof... (well, it almost covered all the car)

He was really surprised, and angry (hangover doesn't help), when he wake up (was sleeping in his car)

Well, we had to run.. (hangoever doesn't help !) fast ^^

Yeah, well, one time, I was so drunk, at a party, that I said stupid things and flopped around on the floor, you guys are such n00bs.