The Dink Network

so this guy i work with in the military got so effing drunk last thursday night that he threw up in the hallway in front of his door and TOOK A DUMP against the wall and the cops found him passed out, he had the key to his room in his pocket he was just so drunk he couldnt figure out how to use it. i think they also found him without his pants on, and he still hasnt found his flip flops. keep in mind this was a thursday night and he was SUPPOSED to be to work the next day. the most messed up part is he is pretty much getting away with it without any serious trouble because the people he was drinking with were all senior officers!!

can anyone beat that?