Maurer's D-MODs
Does anyone have any of Tim Maurer's D-MODs? I'd really like to play them. Not for the quality but because of their huge nostalgic value.
What about Crossover?
While we're reminiscing about old crappy dmods... What about the porn dmod? I vaguely remember there actually being one called the "porn d-mod".
I think Striker you played too much Progeny.
That Dmods disgusting! It uses some clever scripting, but I odn't know how anyone could like it! 'Your dick has grown another inch'. It says that when you level up! It's sick! I felt like vometing! It's a discrace to mankind! And I mean, mankind!
Regarding Progeny, I tend to think of it as shooting white lasers at pacmans. Then it becomes a lot more playable.
(For the record, "the porn d-mod" was actually "Pursuit for the perfect piece", if I remember correctly. Or maybe it was "purtsuit", the author's English being horrible).
(For the record, "the porn d-mod" was actually "Pursuit for the perfect piece", if I remember correctly. Or maybe it was "purtsuit", the author's English being horrible).
I have 2 (zink and EOT)
Could you send them? I'd really really like to play them..strange.
Could you send them? I'd really really like to play them..strange.
Try downloading them from the Dmod section on this site I know called 'The Dink Network'.
They're lost D-Mods, otherwise there would be no need to ask for them - they can't be downloaded here.
EDIT : Whoops, I forgot about Zink being on TDN.
EDIT : Whoops, I forgot about Zink being on TDN.
DD95 why don't you better give him links?Probably he will say that there isn't.
madstalker here are links to the three Tim's D-mods:
End of the World
The Tragic Death of Zink Smallwood
Crossroads(Unfinished!)
madstalker here are links to the three Tim's D-mods:
End of the World
The Tragic Death of Zink Smallwood
Crossroads(Unfinished!)
But I downloaded Zink a few months ago? How come it's gone?
And I should've checked first. Sorry. But how come they're 'lost'?
And I should've checked first. Sorry. But how come they're 'lost'?
Strange i still can download them.
Nope! Ignore my post! I can download them! Never mind!
Yes, sorry about that. I was thinking about Tim Maurer's older D-Mods, like the Dink Smallwood Forever trilogy.
Dink Smallwood Forever Trilogy? Never heard of it! Is it good?
*snicker snicker* That's funny! Lol, no.
Anyone else think that's quote-worthy? I certainly do!
Anyone else think that's quote-worthy? I certainly do!
I hardly remember playing Tim Maurer's older D-MODs but all I can remember is that they were so crappy that they were funny. Like Richard's Attack!
I played that one! One of the first I ever played! It was so horrible it wasn't funny! Oh wait, it was! Hah hah hah!
*sigh* Silly n00bs... I actually never played it... this was from an era before I even was a DN member
I'm not even sure it existed.
I'm not even sure it existed.
Dude, you're like, so good at telling semi-jokes!
Which D-Mod are you referring to, Striker?
I'm pretty sure the Dink Forever Trilogy does exist - in fact, I think I know at least two people who currently have it.
As for the Porno D-Mod, I still have it on my computer, although I haven't "played" it in a long time. I think I even know who made it.
The DMOD.DIZ file, by the way, says :
"Pursuit for the Perfect Piece
1998 10/07/98
thanks to a certain few people
The first ever dink porno d-mod. Sorry it is so small"
I'm fairly sure the title screen said "purtsuit", though. Too lazy to check right now, sorry.
EDIT : Wait, I don't actually have to put it in my Dink folder. I just have to open title-01.bmp, and indeed, the title screen does say "The Purtsuit for the Perfect Piece".
I'm pretty sure the Dink Forever Trilogy does exist - in fact, I think I know at least two people who currently have it.
As for the Porno D-Mod, I still have it on my computer, although I haven't "played" it in a long time. I think I even know who made it.
The DMOD.DIZ file, by the way, says :
"Pursuit for the Perfect Piece
1998 10/07/98
thanks to a certain few people
The first ever dink porno d-mod. Sorry it is so small"
I'm fairly sure the title screen said "purtsuit", though. Too lazy to check right now, sorry.
EDIT : Wait, I don't actually have to put it in my Dink folder. I just have to open title-01.bmp, and indeed, the title screen does say "The Purtsuit for the Perfect Piece".
Heh, I'd like to see that one too. Is it playable?
It is playable and finishable - it should take less than 3 minutes to finish it, in fact.
It's also one of the worst D-Mods ever made. I've seen worse, but not much worse. Still, it's pretty funny.
It's also one of the worst D-Mods ever made. I've seen worse, but not much worse. Still, it's pretty funny.
Heh. Could you send it?
Edit: Oops, sorry, just checked my mailbox
Edit: Oops, sorry, just checked my mailbox
Could you email it to me too Ducklord ?
I would like to check it out, just like the other Dinkers
I would like to check it out, just like the other Dinkers
Done.
I'm not so sure I should be doing this - the Dinker who sent it to me told me not to spread it around, and I wouldn't want to break my word. Me and my big mouth.
I hope said Dinker doesn't see this thread. Ah well, I didn't think so many people would want it, and none of the people who asked for it are trolls, as far as I can tell.
I'm not so sure I should be doing this - the Dinker who sent it to me told me not to spread it around, and I wouldn't want to break my word. Me and my big mouth.
I hope said Dinker doesn't see this thread. Ah well, I didn't think so many people would want it, and none of the people who asked for it are trolls, as far as I can tell.
Who was the guy that gave it to you? Does he still visit the site?
I'm not telling who that was, sorry.
There are a few things I can tell you, though.
1) He sent it to me because I gave him some lost D-Mods (he most likely got The Porn D-Mod from a certain oldbie as well). We both agreed that it would be best not to spread them around for various reasons (their respective authors probably don't want everyone to download them). However , by "not spreading around" we mostly meant not uploading them or giving a link to them on the boards. We pretty much agreed that we could give them to people that were looking for Lost D-Mods, provided they actually asked for it.
2) He told me he wanted to include the Porn D-Mod as a "very hard to find secret" in an upcoming D-Mod of his. However, he said he wanted to ask for the author's permission before doing this, and I don't think the author ever replied.
3) It has been quite some time since I last saw this Dinker, and he hasn't talked about his D-Mod for a long time. He may still come back though.
There are a few things I can tell you, though.
1) He sent it to me because I gave him some lost D-Mods (he most likely got The Porn D-Mod from a certain oldbie as well). We both agreed that it would be best not to spread them around for various reasons (their respective authors probably don't want everyone to download them). However , by "not spreading around" we mostly meant not uploading them or giving a link to them on the boards. We pretty much agreed that we could give them to people that were looking for Lost D-Mods, provided they actually asked for it.
2) He told me he wanted to include the Porn D-Mod as a "very hard to find secret" in an upcoming D-Mod of his. However, he said he wanted to ask for the author's permission before doing this, and I don't think the author ever replied.
3) It has been quite some time since I last saw this Dinker, and he hasn't talked about his D-Mod for a long time. He may still come back though.
Ahh. Interesting. I understand Ducklord. I've been in similar situations before.
Thank you.
In any event, it's out of my hands now - I'm going on a two-weeks vacation (like almost every year) in an hour or so, and I doubt I'll be able to use a computer (so if there's a rabid Lost D-Mod fan around, he or she will have to ask, say, Madstalker or REDIIX).
In any event, it's out of my hands now - I'm going on a two-weeks vacation (like almost every year) in an hour or so, and I doubt I'll be able to use a computer (so if there's a rabid Lost D-Mod fan around, he or she will have to ask, say, Madstalker or REDIIX).
You're welcome.
Happy holidays Ducklord. Have fun!
Happy holidays Ducklord. Have fun!
I feel like saying something. So I will,
Bye Ducklord!
Bye Ducklord!
Sigh i wonder if tim ever saw this thread ...