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Maurer's D-MODs

June 7th 2007, 05:43 PM
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madstalker
Peasant He/Him Finland
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Does anyone have any of Tim Maurer's D-MODs? I'd really like to play them. Not for the quality but because of their huge nostalgic value.
June 8th 2007, 12:20 AM
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Tyrsis
Peasant She/Her Russia
 
I have 2 (zink and EOT)
June 8th 2007, 01:05 AM
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GOKUSSJ6
Peasant He/Him Poland
Everyone should get a pizza for free in each week. 
What about Crossover?
June 8th 2007, 01:30 AM
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Striker
Noble She/Her United States
Daniel, there are clowns. 
While we're reminiscing about old crappy dmods... What about the porn dmod? I vaguely remember there actually being one called the "porn d-mod".
June 8th 2007, 02:59 AM
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DinkDude95
Peasant He/Him Australia
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
And you accepted it!?
June 8th 2007, 03:02 AM
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GOKUSSJ6
Peasant He/Him Poland
Everyone should get a pizza for free in each week. 
I think Striker you played too much Progeny.
June 8th 2007, 03:28 AM
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DinkDude95
Peasant He/Him Australia
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
That Dmods disgusting! It uses some clever scripting, but I odn't know how anyone could like it! 'Your dick has grown another inch'. It says that when you level up! It's sick! I felt like vometing! It's a discrace to mankind! And I mean, mankind!
June 8th 2007, 04:35 AM
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Regarding Progeny, I tend to think of it as shooting white lasers at pacmans. Then it becomes a lot more playable.

(For the record, "the porn d-mod" was actually "Pursuit for the perfect piece", if I remember correctly. Or maybe it was "purtsuit", the author's English being horrible).
June 8th 2007, 04:40 AM
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madstalker
Peasant He/Him Finland
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I have 2 (zink and EOT)

Could you send them? I'd really really like to play them..strange.
June 8th 2007, 04:42 AM
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DinkDude95
Peasant He/Him Australia
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
Try downloading them from the Dmod section on this site I know called 'The Dink Network'.
June 8th 2007, 04:45 AM
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They're lost D-Mods, otherwise there would be no need to ask for them - they can't be downloaded here.

EDIT : Whoops, I forgot about Zink being on TDN.
June 8th 2007, 04:45 AM
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GOKUSSJ6
Peasant He/Him Poland
Everyone should get a pizza for free in each week. 
DD95 why don't you better give him links?Probably he will say that there isn't.
madstalker here are links to the three Tim's D-mods:
End of the World
The Tragic Death of Zink Smallwood
Crossroads(Unfinished!)
June 8th 2007, 04:49 AM
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DinkDude95
Peasant He/Him Australia
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
But I downloaded Zink a few months ago? How come it's gone?

And I should've checked first. Sorry. But how come they're 'lost'?
June 8th 2007, 04:55 AM
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GOKUSSJ6
Peasant He/Him Poland
Everyone should get a pizza for free in each week. 
Strange i still can download them.
June 8th 2007, 04:57 AM
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DinkDude95
Peasant He/Him Australia
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
Nope! Ignore my post! I can download them! Never mind!
June 8th 2007, 04:58 AM
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Yes, sorry about that. I was thinking about Tim Maurer's older D-Mods, like the Dink Smallwood Forever trilogy.
June 8th 2007, 05:02 AM
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DinkDude95
Peasant He/Him Australia
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
Dink Smallwood Forever Trilogy? Never heard of it! Is it good?
June 8th 2007, 05:18 AM
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madstalker
Peasant He/Him Finland
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Lol, no.
June 8th 2007, 05:26 AM
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DinkDude95
Peasant He/Him Australia
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
*snicker snicker* That's funny! Lol, no.

Anyone else think that's quote-worthy? I certainly do!
June 8th 2007, 05:31 AM
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madstalker
Peasant He/Him Finland
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I hardly remember playing Tim Maurer's older D-MODs but all I can remember is that they were so crappy that they were funny. Like Richard's Attack!
June 8th 2007, 05:39 AM
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DinkDude95
Peasant He/Him Australia
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
I played that one! One of the first I ever played! It was so horrible it wasn't funny! Oh wait, it was! Hah hah hah!
June 8th 2007, 11:44 AM
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Striker
Noble She/Her United States
Daniel, there are clowns. 
*sigh* Silly n00bs... I actually never played it... this was from an era before I even was a DN member

I'm not even sure it existed.
June 8th 2007, 01:26 PM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
Dude, you're like, so good at telling semi-jokes!
June 8th 2007, 01:38 PM
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Which D-Mod are you referring to, Striker?

I'm pretty sure the Dink Forever Trilogy does exist - in fact, I think I know at least two people who currently have it.

As for the Porno D-Mod, I still have it on my computer, although I haven't "played" it in a long time. I think I even know who made it.
The DMOD.DIZ file, by the way, says :

"Pursuit for the Perfect Piece
1998 10/07/98
thanks to a certain few people
The first ever dink porno d-mod. Sorry it is so small"

I'm fairly sure the title screen said "purtsuit", though. Too lazy to check right now, sorry.

EDIT : Wait, I don't actually have to put it in my Dink folder. I just have to open title-01.bmp, and indeed, the title screen does say "The Purtsuit for the Perfect Piece".
June 8th 2007, 08:09 PM
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DinkDude95
Peasant He/Him Australia
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
Can you email it to me?
June 9th 2007, 04:26 AM
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See your mailbox for my reply.
June 9th 2007, 07:55 AM
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MadStalker
Peasant He/Him Finland
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Heh, I'd like to see that one too. Is it playable?
June 9th 2007, 08:31 AM
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It is playable and finishable - it should take less than 3 minutes to finish it, in fact.

It's also one of the worst D-Mods ever made. I've seen worse, but not much worse. Still, it's pretty funny.
June 9th 2007, 08:41 AM
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MadStalker
Peasant He/Him Finland
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Heh. Could you send it?

Edit: Oops, sorry, just checked my mailbox
June 9th 2007, 01:30 PM
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REDIIIX
Peasant They/Them
 
Could you email it to me too Ducklord ?
I would like to check it out, just like the other Dinkers
June 9th 2007, 01:35 PM
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GOKUSSJ6
Peasant He/Him Poland
Everyone should get a pizza for free in each week. 
Me too!
June 9th 2007, 01:48 PM
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Done.

I'm not so sure I should be doing this - the Dinker who sent it to me told me not to spread it around, and I wouldn't want to break my word. Me and my big mouth.

I hope said Dinker doesn't see this thread. Ah well, I didn't think so many people would want it, and none of the people who asked for it are trolls, as far as I can tell.
June 9th 2007, 10:12 PM
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DinkDude95
Peasant He/Him Australia
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
Who was the guy that gave it to you? Does he still visit the site?
June 10th 2007, 02:45 AM
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I'm not telling who that was, sorry.

There are a few things I can tell you, though.

1) He sent it to me because I gave him some lost D-Mods (he most likely got The Porn D-Mod from a certain oldbie as well). We both agreed that it would be best not to spread them around for various reasons (their respective authors probably don't want everyone to download them). However , by "not spreading around" we mostly meant not uploading them or giving a link to them on the boards. We pretty much agreed that we could give them to people that were looking for Lost D-Mods, provided they actually asked for it.

2) He told me he wanted to include the Porn D-Mod as a "very hard to find secret" in an upcoming D-Mod of his. However, he said he wanted to ask for the author's permission before doing this, and I don't think the author ever replied.

3) It has been quite some time since I last saw this Dinker, and he hasn't talked about his D-Mod for a long time. He may still come back though.
June 10th 2007, 10:51 PM
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DinkDude95
Peasant He/Him Australia
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
Ahh. Interesting. I understand Ducklord. I've been in similar situations before.
June 11th 2007, 02:19 AM
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Thank you.

In any event, it's out of my hands now - I'm going on a two-weeks vacation (like almost every year) in an hour or so, and I doubt I'll be able to use a computer (so if there's a rabid Lost D-Mod fan around, he or she will have to ask, say, Madstalker or REDIIX).
June 11th 2007, 02:38 AM
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DinkDude95
Peasant He/Him Australia
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
You're welcome.

Happy holidays Ducklord. Have fun!
June 11th 2007, 02:39 AM
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Thanks!

See y'all later.
June 11th 2007, 02:43 AM
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DinkDude95
Peasant He/Him Australia
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
I feel like saying something. So I will,

Bye Ducklord!
June 11th 2007, 10:19 AM
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Kyle
Peasant He/Him Belgium
 
Enjoy your trip
June 20th 2018, 02:14 AM
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Bluedy
Peasant He/Him Romania bloop rumble
I like Frutti Fresh 
How was the trip?
June 20th 2018, 03:52 AM
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liquid141
Peasant They/Them
Sons of liberty 
Sigh i wonder if tim ever saw this thread ...
June 20th 2018, 04:06 AM
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Bluedy
Peasant He/Him Romania bloop rumble
I like Frutti Fresh 
perhaps not. if im not mistaken this thread was made in the period when he was absent from this community. Before he made that comeback.