The Dink Network

Have you ever taken the time to look at the quotes at the bottom of the screen? I think that they are somewhat funny, at least most of the time.

This is my ever expanding catalogue of quotes from Dinkers that I find amusing...

I can kill whoever I want. -DinkKiller

Tal??? Benevolent??? - Dinkateur

i'm never killing another pillbug, slimer, bonca, slayer, dragon, etc... again. I am now repenting my killing ways no matter how much i love hearing the sound of a pillbug die. Thank god I'm already a vegetarian or else eating dinner tonight would be very difficult for me now. - Dragon

Personally, when I review... reviews, I am more critical of exceptionally high or low reviews. If you're going to give a file a 9.9, you better dang well really justify why you think this is the GREETEST THINGN EVAR!! (which, incidently, is the extent of the content of most 9.9 reviews) - Striker

I don't know why an Omanian liquor salesman and Yodeling chamion has to pretend to be an 11 year old kid, but if that's what you need to do, more power to you. - Milobones

Try PQ. and he releases Necromancer, PQ's sequel, tomorrow. - Christiaan (I tried waiting until tomorrow once. it was 12:00 midnight and I was almost there when BAM! I had to wait another 24 hours. )

Hey now, who is being mean here, calling me a christian while I'm obviously an atheist. - Christiaan

Man, I guess I'm just not allowed to make jokes around here anymore... - DinkKiller (Wow... That...is... interesting. you know what DinkKiller? You just became a whole lot cooler in my book. Whenever I attempt to make a joke, Cypry shoots a missile at me......................)

Thank God this is one of the communities I've been involved with where the male/female ratio is relatively equal. Not that...I plan to have sex with anyone or anything. - The Vault Dweller

Grr, I thought you were DrinkSpiller all this time... -redink1 ,to DinkKiller

So you staff members beat up kids. -Erwin , to the staff

I can kill whoever I want. -DinkKiller

Is that seriously a quote?

Yep.... but it is not as cool without the blood graphics. How did you do that. For coolness' sake I want to emulate that quote, it is timeless... :blood.gif

How do we do that? You mean this?

It's a secret.

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The quotes aren't particularly great, in my opinion. That DinkKiller one is mildly amusing, but I prefer the last one, from VaultDweller.

But I don't think any of them are good enough to be added to the quotes list.

EDIT: That MiloBones quote is actually pretty funny now I've looked again. Well done on finding it.

By the way, I don't know how to do the italics either.. haha... It must be something that only Finnish people can do.

It's simple HTML code Check out the Rules. If you actually read it, it tells you how.

wait that makes no sense You blatently stated that you did not know how to do italics either, IN ITALICS I smell HYPOCRISY......

dang HTML code... why must everything involve computer lingo these days... why is it that I cannot just click the Italic button on DNs Microsoft Office toolbar

He was quoting you, smart one.

Blood graphic
::blood: :
Take away the space.

Edit: Man, I guess I'm just not allowed to make jokes around here anymore... - DinkKiller

That was quoted too?!?! Man, I'm surprised.

Not I'll really ever use it, but still, many thanks DinkKiller. Now, if you excuse me, I have to go and find some quotes that are actually funny.

EDIT: Thanks Striker!

Just to let you know, VZ, if you accidently post before you've typed anything you can go back and edit it.

Whenever I attempt to make a joke, Cypry shoots a missile at me
I'm not a bad person... at least I think so

Nooo... your not.... but wait.... ahhh, must trigger defense mechanism... ohhh, too late... Ohhh, it's only North Korea, not Cypry.

On the news or something the other day, I swear I heard something about North Korea could nuke us now. I may just be completely crazy. GIMMIE ALL YOUR MONEY!! Omg, what did I just say? GIVE IT NOW!! Oh god, my alternate personality is starting to take over. NOWWW!! Must...hide...now...

Well, at least you don't deny the fact that you have alternate personalities... (unlike me)... In truth, the Koreans really worry me right now... This is starting to look like a repeat of the Cuban Missile Crisis.

There is no dog because dogs suck.

Merlin, you're a dog...

What about his a dog?

There is no.

I think he may have meant 'she-dog.'

You missed the point. (hint: grammar)

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I still don't know what an "a dog" is, nor do I know how to digust it.

I still don't know what an "a dog" is, nor do I know how to digust it.

Funny, pretty much this whole thread disgusts me.

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Yes, I heard too that Coreea has a new nuclear missle, but I don't think they can nuke USA only with that.

Coreea? WTF? Korea, most certainly.

Phoenix... he doesn't spell it the same way as we do... It is still the same country... wonder what he calls Bulgaria?

Well, here in Norway we call Germany for Tyskland and we call Russia for Russland. That doesn't mean I would write them like that when I write English now would it? And besides, it wouldn't be too hard to figure out how Korea should be written, as it has already been written down several times in earlier posts, so I say there's no excuse.

Yeah, at least it sounds the same... English can be bad in the way we (i)make up(/i) country names... e.g. Germany, Finland, Russia, Japan...

To THE best of my knowledge, all languages do that, at least to a certain degree. All the languages I've looked at so far do it in some way or another.

Edit: Included missing definite article to please our beloved (and even God-proclaimed) Tal.

"To best of my knowledge"

My my! The English-as-a-second-language English connoisseur makes a mistake!

Strong with this thread, the grammar snark is, yes.

Oh shush. I never have claimed to be perfect. Even if my grasp of the English language is far above average for its being my second language, I will still make mistakes. That's kind of human, eh? I'm not a robot after all. Besides, when was the last time you saw me correct people? Nowadays, I only bother correcting people when they rite lik dis, u no.

Well, you correct me all the time, and English is my first language. Heh. And I'm teaching a couple people english at the moment to boot. Sucks for them.

culd u teech mi anglaish? Iam fairy bad... knead god eenstractor. hehehe

ah lol, im veery bard ter. terch may.

Yes, my mistake. Coreea is the Romanian spelling for Koreea. As for Bulgaria, the spell is the same. A totally different spelling is for Switzerland, which we call Elvetia.

"Besides, when was the last time you saw me correct people? Nowadays, I only bother correcting people when they rite lik dis, u no."

I'm perfectly aware of that. I was just playfully teasing.

No need to be so sarcastic as you were with your post edit. Makes you look like a crybaby.

It was kind of the intention to overdo it. But oh well. Crybaby it is.