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Re: what would you do?

May 28th 2006, 10:35 AM
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Okay. 2 situations. What would you do?

1.
You're walking over the street and this weird skinny gaunt-looking fellow starts asking you questions about rabbits. When you tell him you've always wanted rabbits, but your parents keep eating them for christmas and you fear for it's life, he seems te get really excited, and produces a very eerie laugh. Then he tells you he also likes to eat certain living things...
What would you do?

2.
You are runing from a scary looking monster, when you realise you're tatolly naked, and (wo)men are laughing at you. One even tries to trip you. And of course, you fall over. Then 4 beautiful (wo)men jump on you and begin to kiss you. The beast is nearing...
What would you do?
May 28th 2006, 11:09 AM
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Are you having bizarre dreams or something?
1. Say 'oh really! Are you a cannibal too? Got any body parts you don't need?'
2. Dig myself a hole and cry.

In all honesty though, I think you need to contact a psychoanalyst.
May 28th 2006, 03:13 PM
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cypry
Peasant He/Him Romania
Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. 
1. I'd say I like to eat living things too.
2. Try to wake up because I know it's just a dream.
May 28th 2006, 06:40 PM
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1. Eat him.
2. Eat the monster, then go back to the ladies
May 28th 2006, 07:38 PM
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Christiaan
Bard They/Them Netherlands
Lazy bum 
Nah I'm not having bad dreams, I just have a wild imagination But maybe a psychoanalyst is needed anyway.
May 28th 2006, 07:41 PM
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Okay, that last post of Chrizum, that was me.
I hate the fact that we get this becasue we share the same IP-adress.
Sorry!
May 28th 2006, 07:42 PM
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Christiaan
Bard They/Them Netherlands
Lazy bum 
Yah, that was my girl posting just there. dang identical IP adresses!
May 28th 2006, 10:01 PM
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1. Wonder why the conversation got weird and leave.

2. Push them off me, get up, and keep running.
May 29th 2006, 12:42 AM
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metatarasal
Bard He/Him Netherlands
I object 
1. Tell him the location of the petstore.
2. Ask the monster to join, I mean he can't be that stupid.
May 29th 2006, 07:37 AM
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Phoenix
Peasant He/Him Norway
Back from the ashes 
Eh, the IPs are irrelevant. However, if you use the same computer, then things go haywire.
May 29th 2006, 02:42 PM
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we don't.
we only have them connected. Does that count?
May 29th 2006, 03:47 PM
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Christiaan
Bard They/Them Netherlands
Lazy bum 
I think it's because of identical IPs. We both have a computer of our own, though they are connected with each other via a wireless connection or something. When I log in, post something, and leave the Dink Network (without logging out) Joyce is logged in as me on her computer. Oh well. Maybe I shouldn't have persuaded her to join the boards.
May 30th 2006, 04:03 AM
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Oh, but we're all glad you did; she's definitely an asset to the board, being friendly and a little crazy: that's how we like our fellow members!
May 30th 2006, 08:07 AM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
Yeah, but not TOO crazy. }:><

EDIT: Kitty smiley? }:>< }:>< }:><
Oh. It still replaces the - with a > here.
May 30th 2006, 01:09 PM
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magicman
Peasant They/Them Netherlands duck
Mmmm, pizza. 
The last one is okay, though. Strange that it replaces stuff.
May 31st 2006, 03:03 PM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
The last one is only okay because I changed the > into a - myself.

Anyway, let's get back to the wierd topic. I'd just wake up and start imagining much better stuff.