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Dragons

June 26th 2005, 11:21 PM
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rp64
Peasant He/Him
 
After you defeat the duck cult, and get to those freaky ass dragons... How the heck do you kill them??? The dude just says: Protectthe woman, and they all run around like idiots doing nothing, while you can barely hurt them and they do 20 damage to you and the people! Help meee!
June 27th 2005, 03:03 AM
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Sjoerdje
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Lava pig to the rescue! 
train train train and be sure to have bought the best weapon available at that time. Don't bother buying the throwing axe shoot, I suggest you buy the best sword to get rid of them and I believe at that time that's the.. clawsword?
June 27th 2005, 04:41 AM
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Glennglenn
Peasant He/Him Norway
GlennGlenn doesn't want a custom title. 
What duck cult?
June 27th 2005, 05:28 AM
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dinkme
Peasant He/Him India
 
Get 2000 gold and buy the clawsword before going and fighting
June 27th 2005, 05:29 AM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
...eh? Weird unexplained posts...
June 27th 2005, 05:51 AM
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Sjoerdje
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Lava pig to the rescue! 
See, I was right about the clawsword. With duck cult, I think he means that he has slaughtered the holy ducks giving the villagers food. He can now move to the dragon island where he needs to protect the famely. Thanks for the post above with the exact price on the clawsword.
June 27th 2005, 08:06 AM
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dum dam de dam de dum, you people call yourselves dinkers and don't know the original game like your girlfriend's boobs. shameful. absolutely shameful.

You can't buy the throwing axe before you defeat the dragons, and the throwing axe is the third best weapon in the game. Buy the clawsword, contribute your levelup points on attack and to be sure, buy elixirs and use them in the fight to restore your life if necessary. And be careful the dragons don't touch you, that drains the most life...
June 27th 2005, 01:26 PM
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Better than axe == lightsword and clawsword? The firebow is also pretty handy.
June 27th 2005, 08:18 PM
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rp64
Peasant He/Him
 
Lol Scratcher nice diss. Oh also, i killed them... just used a clawsword.. took me 5 seconds to slaughter them. Sometimes I wonder if im stupid. But then i remember my IQ. (GETS SHOT)
June 27th 2005, 10:28 PM
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Tal
Noble He/Him United States
Super Sexy Tal Pal 
You're capable of remembering your IQ?
June 27th 2005, 11:05 PM
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rp64
Peasant He/Him
 
im- im sorry... was i just insulted? I dont think so. If it was, only an idiot could think of an insult like that. Oh well im sure TAL isnt an idiot... so thats not an insult.
June 27th 2005, 11:27 PM
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Oh wow, that was total ownership. We all bow to your snapping skills
June 27th 2005, 11:30 PM
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Tal
Noble He/Him United States
Super Sexy Tal Pal 
I'm genuinely hurt. Hold me, Milo, I may cry.
June 28th 2005, 01:37 AM
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I think you should put some clothes on first
June 28th 2005, 06:03 AM
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SabreTrout
Noble He/Him United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
Tal, I know that must have hurt, but try and be strong. You may have some difficult times ahead trying to come to terms with what has just occurred.

But I'm sure you'll get over it.
June 28th 2005, 11:42 AM
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I held him all night. He cried. I cried. It was like naked Tuesdays with Morry.
June 28th 2005, 08:08 PM
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rp64
Peasant He/Him
 
LOL!
June 28th 2005, 08:10 PM
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rp64
Peasant He/Him
 
Heh sorry Tal if i hurt your feelings, but in all fairness... you started it. LOL
June 28th 2005, 09:42 PM
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You can't just apologize for that kind of thing! It will take literally years of therapy to repair the damage you've done. That's years of therapy for *me*. Who knows what kind of personal hell you've put Tal into. He'll probably start hitting the bottle again now. I hope you're happy.

Yeah. On an unrelated note, it sounds really bad to brag about your IQ. People who are smart tend not to care about seeming smart, with some notable exceptions (chess players, writers...)
June 28th 2005, 10:27 PM
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rp64
Peasant He/Him
 
Ok, first of all, i wasn't bragging about it, i was merely insanely talking to myself about it. And about insulting you to alchohol and thereapy? This is what i have to say. You see--- (RUNS LIKE !@$#)
June 28th 2005, 10:28 PM
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rp64
Peasant He/Him
 
Oh yeah, and just to note, this has gone WAY off topic. (RUNS AGAIN)
June 30th 2005, 03:55 AM
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rp64
Peasant He/Him
 
And this subject is officially.... DEAD! *In German Accent* Ja, because you see eet has not been having a new post for ovah tree days ja.
June 30th 2005, 04:34 AM
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welcome to the Dink network...
June 30th 2005, 10:51 PM
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rp64 sux
Ghost They/Them
 
I HATE rp64! WHO AGREES?
June 30th 2005, 10:53 PM
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Geez, DK, you should know that Tal can check IPs even if you don't log in
June 30th 2005, 10:54 PM
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rp64 sux
Ghost They/Them
 
well, does anyone agree? because i sure hate RP64!!
June 30th 2005, 10:55 PM
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rp64 sux
Ghost They/Them
 
and who is DK?
June 30th 2005, 11:02 PM
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redink1
King He/Him United States bloop
A mother ducking wizard 
Actually, Milo, that's rp64 flaming himself.
June 30th 2005, 11:05 PM
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Ach. My spidey sense has failed me. I was thinking Dink Killer for some reason :/
June 30th 2005, 11:07 PM
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redink1
King He/Him United States bloop
A mother ducking wizard 
Aye... I think that might have been his idea.

Edit: hah, I just realized that he didn't change his e-mail address when posting as a Ghost.
July 1st 2005, 12:33 AM
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Aha! A clever plan... but not clever enough to foil the man known as redink.
July 1st 2005, 03:12 AM
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rp64 sux
Ghost They/Them
 
There, better?

The evil Chaotic
July 1st 2005, 03:12 AM
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Chaotic
Ghost They/Them
 
D'OHH!