The Dink Network

Uhh,I decided to play didnk again and uhh, just satin that I'm back. (Most likely not fo long but i AM planning to make another one of my outrageously cwappy dmods)

What happened to DuckKiller1 and DuckKiller2?

I eblive that wasn't him Wlcome back DuckKiller!!

Ooooo... pretty colors!

(And whats with the other account? What was wrong with Duckkiller3?)

hehe he said Satin...anyway maybe DuckKiller3 was holding him back from his true potential...

I suspect DK2 killed off DK1 and then DK 3 slaughtered DK2 and THEN DK4 came along and murdered DK3.
Yes?No?

That would make a nifty dmod...

I dont know whod DuckKiller1/2 were but I only changed to Duckkiller4 cos uhh, I dunno, I felt like it? I like 4 better anyway. GO EVEN NUMBERS, YARR!!

Maybe it counts how old you are

So, you have 2 accounts?

Or maybe he is just abandoning his old account because he released a Terrible DMod on it?

Having 2 accounts isn't allowed. Didn't stop me, but still...

What about this....

maybe he....

Wait for it!

Maybe he...

Wait for it!

Maybe he.... forgot his password!

You have like 500 accounts/clones (how old were those posts?)

You have like 500 accounts/clones (how old were those posts?)

You don't even know what my clones were, DO YOU?!?!

I made a new account once because I gew tired of the moniker SabreTrout... but then I decided I liked it.

Aww, crap I forgot my password again!

Wow, there are so many spelling mistakes in the first post!

Aww, crap I forgot my password again!

Time for DuckKiller5 maybe? Those who kill ducks don't use password retrieval systems

Can we come in now?

DuckKiller86? Who are you really?

The 86th instance of DuckKiller, d-uhh.

no, i mean literally.

Use your head! DuckKiller86 is you from the future! Duh. Better not sas yourself. You may get hurt.

Indeed, you have much to learn from the future. First, don't release another version of Revenge Of The Pillbugs, I did, I barely escaped with my life.

Oh shutup! Its my turn to blow his mind!

You young whippersnappers!

Now its time for tha Redink1 to chack his IP

Having fun, Chaotic?

BUSTED!! Someone got caught haha. People from the future must not be very smart...I mean you could have LEAST changed your IP Adress before making a new account. Well, the king's gotcha now. Hey, if you need to escape from Dink jail I know just the man...

I predicted he'd track me . And umm... HEY LOOK OVER THERE! ITS SETH! HE CAME BACK! *Runs away like a bat outta hell*

Its a good thing my house has lots of computers!

Yeah, all using the same IP.

What?!? Aren't IP's for each individual computer? Oh crud....

Mwahahahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

(Okay, I'd better stop before a mob comes over to my house trying to kill me because of my SPAMMAGE)

You get an IP for each modem you have. If it's a broadband connection, it's generally static (or pretty static).

Chaotic,dude,it's me,I mean you.
From the future.Stop while you can,man!

And you are DuckKiller, no?

(If your going to pretend to be my future self, use caps in my name! 'Chaotic'! Not 'chaotic')

No, that'd be Carrie. Notice the lack of spaces after punctuation

You've all been killing ducks too long. You caught duckitis.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

It's okay, but the cure is kinda rough. You gotta start the game over, turn flower blood on, go to the place where all the ducks are in the start (By or on the place where you save the guy, or let him die. You then behead all the ducks, and watch them run around for twenty four hours, without blinking.

Are you on crack?

No, but sometimes I wish I was.

No, that'd be Carrie. Notice the lack of spaces after punctuation

...........zzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZ............

Bah!Punctuation is highly over-rated!
And how could I resist posting just once as a chaotic clone from the future?
I mean,really,who could walk away from THAT temptation?!

caaaarrrrriiieeee.... i am you from the fuuuuturrrre!

*Steals SabreTrout's cloning machine and runs away laughing like an evil maniac*

Just typical.I finally get a visit from my future self and I don't even give myself lottery numbers or anything.Bah!

At least you put a space after the four dots

Still, ellipsis are usually three.

*Steals SabreTrout's cloning machine and runs away laughing like an evil maniac*

Oh, man...

*Clones Swordfishes' cloning machine*

*Both machines explode and everyone is happy again... (except SabreTrout and the thiefs, then.)*

*Chaotic26 uses his time machine and travels to before the machine exploded, steals it, and comes back into the 'present' to give it to Chaotic*

(Several seconds later....)

*Chaotic26 goes into the time machine with several other clones, then the time machine explodes... nobody knows why*

*is not a clone but is a being from a parrellel universe*-takes the time machine to when chaotic26 becomes choatic26 and shoves him in a blackhole and is praised by all he sees... -

xetrov doesn't have a gender...darn parrellel universes.

Er.. Chaotic26 was killed in the explosion along with the time machine.

um...but who's 'choatic26'?

What about the 26th instance of Chaotic?

*creates machine that clones something and sends them back in time before their original existed*

*clones that machine*

*sends both machines into future*

*uses wormhole to allow all negative clones of Chaotic to battle positive clones (even tho original Chaotic will be killed by Chaotic-1) leaving onli Chaotic0

This topic has become decidedly unhealthy. You are under the impression you have a time-machine, Chaotic?

Did your mom make it for you out of cereal boxes, toilet rolls and sticky back plastic? And are you under the age of "old"?

I have a time machine. Several in fact. And they all work.

Really, they do.

My future self has a time machine! How else could he get here?

Just because when you go into your garden shed, and come out it happens to be 5 minutes later, does NOT mean it's a freakin' time machine!

I have a few time machines in my room. I call them "clocks"...

Exactly.

Do you have the special edition with which you can go (almost) anywhere you want?

It's interesting to notice that everyone ignores my posts, yay, i'm invisible

I must have an invisibility computer

Perhaps your post had nothing in it others could reply to.. on the other hand, this reply is invisible too. You can feel safe, your post has been ignored once again

Oh no, ITS CONTAGIOUS!!

Quarentine us before the forum shuts down due to ppl not seeing others posts. but then again how will we now who is infected

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

I think you got it from me.

My future self, who was 25 years into the future, used his time machine (I don't know where he got it) to get HERE, into the present, then he went to the past to steal the cloning machine, then came back and gave it to me, after that he went into the time machine and it blew up, maybe because Kmaikl did something to the engine, it runs on Banana's you know! (Maybe he stuffed a tomatoe in there)

on the other hand, this reply is invisible too

And by these words, you've made sure someone hád to reply to it

I am truly scared...to the core...

This is about as bad an idea as the ghost of Christmas past being robotic since he came from the future.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller

hehe, sabotaging things are fun