The Dink Network

Excuse me, while I go hang myself for my waste of your precious time.

Um... while your concern for wasting my time is quite commendable, I think you're being a tad too drastic. Wouldn't burning small portions of your skin be more ideal?

Cutting feels much better than burning.

Well, it's not exactly a waste, is it? I've actually gained something by reading that statement. What, I do not know, or understand, but I do know I have gained it. It's like taking a Logic class in university. You know you've learned something, but what, is the question.

If my time is so precious, how come I haven't managed to sell any of it yet?

Well, I'll quote one of my friends, and say;

Get a JOB, you fudgeing hobo!

/me means no disrespect, none at all...

You've been giving it away for free, Sabre, you'll have to start charging subscriptions.

What...is this about? Did someone piss someone off again?

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller

I think we call it humor?

Let the safe be. It has its own brand of humor.

I was even handing out these "cute" little dolls of Safmoor with the time I was giving away, but everybody just seemed to rip the heads off, spit on it, and burn it into ashes.

They were crying out something about "unclean sperm lookalikes", I think.

HEY! I didn't get no doll with the time you gave me.What a rip off!

There's no accounting for taste, but the unclean comment is inaccurate, as I am circumcised.

HAH! I knew it. Once I post jibberish, I get 13 replies to the post. If I post something serious, I get like 3-7. The world is weird, I tell you. Bread and circus.

You've been around here for a kazillion years and you still don't know the DN?

Phoenix, you must mean bananas and circus. Cause I don't see no stinkin bread!

I feel like I am in a Quentin Tarentino film, the end before the begining..

I STILL dont know what the fudgebrownies where talking about.

dang you Dinkers! Being here is like being in the "Yellow Submarine" watched by pot smokin Dukie and drunk Scratcher.

@_@,
The Vault Dweller

Phoenix told me he was trying to post to an invalid forum, it didn't work, so he modified the post. I think.

MY FAVORITE INVALID FORUM

Hooray for nonexistant files.

Honestly! I really think that they are unclean sperm lookalikes.