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Duplicate Account Court: baphomet / FarmerBob

May 1st, 05:51 PM
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redink1
King Male United States xbox steam bloop
A mother ducking wizard 
After careful analysis, I've determined that 'FarmerBob' is, in fact, a sock-puppet account created by 'baphomet'.

According to my 'confirm sock puppets log' that I started way back when Skull created an account for every day of the week ending with 'Y', baphomet signs out before FarmerBob signs-in using the same IP address, and vice versa:

Thu Apr 20 23:50:08 2017 97.41.193.193 baphomet Log In
Thu Apr 20 23:53:38 2017 97.41.193.193 baphomet Log Out
Fri Apr 21 00:02:22 2017 97.41.193.193 FarmerBob Log In
Fri Apr 21 00:07:11 2017 97.41.193.193 FarmerBob Log Out

Sat Apr 22 00:50:23 2017 174.195.135.112 FarmerBob Log In
Sat Apr 22 00:53:07 2017 174.195.135.112 FarmerBob Log Out
Sat Apr 22 01:00:25 2017 174.195.135.112 baphomet Log In

Sun Apr 23 01:08:28 2017 174.195.128.159 baphomet Log In
Sun Apr 23 01:16:17 2017 174.195.128.159 baphomet Log Out
Sun Apr 23 01:25:02 2017 174.195.128.159 FarmerBob Log In

Tue Apr 25 22:05:45 2017 174.196.134.97 FarmerBob Log In
Tue Apr 25 22:10:15 2017 174.196.134.97 FarmerBob Log Out
Tue Apr 25 22:13:11 2017 174.196.134.97 Baphomet Log In
Tue Apr 25 22:29:50 2017 174.196.134.97 Baphomet Log Out

Thu Apr 27 22:39:19 2017 174.195.132.5 baphomet Log In
Thu Apr 27 23:04:37 2017 174.195.132.5 baphomet Log Out
Thu Apr 27 23:07:42 2017 174.195.132.5 FarmerBob Log In
Thu Apr 27 23:23:24 2017 174.195.132.5 FarmerBob Log Out
Thu Apr 27 23:32:45 2017 174.195.132.5 FarmerBob Log In
Thu Apr 27 23:59:27 2017 174.195.132.5 FarmerBob Log Out

Fri Apr 28 14:17:32 2017 174.196.140.189 FarmerBob Log In
Fri Apr 28 14:20:53 2017 174.196.140.189 FarmerBob Log Out
Fri Apr 28 15:39:20 2017 174.196.140.189 baphomet Log In

Sat Apr 29 01:30:24 2017 97.41.192.117 baphomet Log In
Sat Apr 29 01:49:55 2017 97.41.192.117 baphomet Log Out
Sat Apr 29 01:50:30 2017 97.41.192.117 FarmerBob Log In
Sat Apr 29 01:51:11 2017 97.41.192.117 FarmerBob Log Out

I've taken over the FarmerBob account, and have marked it as a sock-puppet for future historians.

I am not currently planning to ban baphomet's primary account, but will do so if this happens again.
May 1st, 05:58 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
man, what a trick. put on a mustache and proceed to agree with yourself.

the best.
May 1st, 07:11 PM
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Striker
Noble United States steam
Daniel, there is a clown. 
Yeah... that was looking quite suspicious.
May 1st, 08:23 PM
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yeoldetoast
Peasant Female Australia steam
kosovo je srbija 
mr snrub
May 1st, 08:25 PM
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zeddexx
Peasant Male New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
saw it coming but didn't inb4... curses!
May 1st, 09:59 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
GOTT MIT UNS! 
Sorry guys. But it was the only way. Terrible tactic yes, but I figured that you obviously wouldn't listen to me so I created a new account. Didn't work out too well, but it helped put the flame war out a little.

Also gave skurn a taste of his own medicine about sock puppet profiles. I haven't witnessed any of his famous sock puppet profiles, but I have heard of them and the feedback I get about them isn't pretty.

You may crucify me now.
May 1st, 10:24 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
you must be incredibly blind if you think the sockpuppet was the "only way" and actually helped to die down people's feelings around here.

wow, you're stupid.
May 1st, 10:40 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
GOTT MIT UNS! 
Well it brought rg back who I thank for backing me up on the apology pm. I figured you and kris wouldn't believe me if I just told you. So yeah you're right. I didn't end the flame war. Rg did.
May 1st, 10:46 PM
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Striker
Noble United States steam
Daniel, there is a clown. 
Also gives me a chance to post this.
May 1st, 10:49 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
GOTT MIT UNS! 
Lol.
May 1st, 10:51 PM
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scratcher
Bard bloop
cigarette bonca 
Oh wow, I can't believe I missed that. I need to practise my distrust of humanity more.
May 1st, 10:53 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
how is that skill not already maxed out for you
May 1st, 10:55 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
GOTT MIT UNS! 
*snicker*
Bahahahaha!
Ah...
May 2nd, 02:24 AM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Given that a good thing did occur from it, I'm willing to forgive the sockpuppetry.
May 2nd, 02:56 AM
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Bluedy
Peasant Male Romania steam bloop
It's a long dong that is wrong. 
Well I'm glad I let out all of my anger on a sock puppet.It's ok, just replace every Farmer Bob I ever mentioned with Baphomet. Also, no offence, but I think I'll take my apology back
May 2nd, 01:37 PM
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Skull
Peasant Male Finland bloop
"I'd like to be a tree..." 
Glad my duck ups from a decade ago are actually paying off in some good way.
May 2nd, 11:21 PM
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baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
GOTT MIT UNS! 
What did you do?
May 3rd, 06:35 AM
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redink1
King Male United States xbox steam bloop
A mother ducking wizard 
Skull created several sock-puppet accounts, as documented in 'Duplicate Account Court: Skull / Dertin / Dertin2 / Jameil / Slime'.

That prompted me to create the special log file for confirming this, which I posted about later in that thread as 'Evidence File 6'.
May 3rd, 01:42 PM
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Striker
Noble United States steam
Daniel, there is a clown. 
Huh, I forgot how divided people were about skull's multiple accounts.

Rereading that thread also lead me to the old objectivism thread. Fun times.
May 3rd, 03:56 PM
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zeddexx
Peasant Male New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
I've actually done the whole duplicate account thing multiple times and gotten away with it in the past....

Makes me wonder how many of us are clones...
May 3rd, 08:34 PM
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Robj
Peasant Male Australia
You feed the madness, and it feeds on you. 
I never saw the point in more than one account.

I'm not clone. I'm almost the opposite. I'm half an account. I'm less than that. I'm a fragment of an account..

Wait.. this doesn't sound funny, it sounds depressing.

Duck it, I'm going to go eat a biscuit and cheese le'snack.

Peace out Mofo's
May 3rd, 08:36 PM
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zeddexx
Peasant Male New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
DONT YOU DARE PEACE OUT

WHERES OUR NEW DMOD ROBJ!?

Also that was my biscuit you FIEND.
May 3rd, 08:46 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
robj, as a magician, i think you'd appreciate this trick i came up with. see, you get on your computer. you open windinkedit. you then finish a light .avi played over lan.

it will be the greatest trick you'll ever pull off and nobody will expect it.
May 3rd, 10:10 PM
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Skull
Peasant Male Finland bloop
"I'd like to be a tree..." 
Btw, speaking of duplicate accounts, does anyone know what's up with the other "Skull" account on the Contributors page? It's spelled with two "I" instead, and when you try to access the profile it says "I could not find the user specified".
May 3rd, 10:42 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
i think thats me.
May 4th, 12:03 AM
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yeoldetoast
Peasant Female Australia steam
kosovo je srbija 
There's also a QuiztLs account which I have always wondered about as well.
May 4th, 02:09 AM
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DinkDude95
Peasant Male Australia steam
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
Man that thread is cringy. How did you people even understand what I was saying? Holy cow.
May 4th, 03:14 AM
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zeddexx
Peasant Male New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
Looking back on old posts without cringing is impossible.
May 4th, 04:17 PM
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SabreTrout
Noble Male United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
I'd clocked this but wanted to see how it played out. It's almost as if some people don't know what an IP address is...
May 5th, 04:24 AM
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Toof
Peasant Male
I disagree. 
Eh... Every 2 years or so, some troll kid starts flaming nonsense, then it opens second account, gets busted, then we all get over it peacefully. I miss some older times ( back when I was ghosting). It seemed that people were more serious (less dumb flaming, more fun), or maybe it is all nostalgia, but it seems that nowdays, new members aren't joining the forum for Dink related stuff...
May 7th, 10:30 PM
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baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
GOTT MIT UNS! 
You surprise me sometimes zed.
May 8th, 02:04 AM
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zeddexx
Peasant Male New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
Eh?
May 9th, 11:55 PM
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baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
GOTT MIT UNS! 
I didn't expect you to be a sock puppeteer. Lol.
May 10th, 06:07 PM
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zeddexx
Peasant Male New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
Yeah that was back when I was young and stupid. I hold no grudges against ya at all Baph but one day when you're older you'll look back and cringe at everything you've ever said or done lol

We've all been there.

well except maybe Skurnykins... I don't think he ever regrets anything he says or does...
May 10th, 10:46 PM
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baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
GOTT MIT UNS! 
Skurnykins lol.
May 11th, 05:24 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
no, i do.
May 11th, 05:27 PM
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zeddexx
Peasant Male New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
like telling me you love me D:
May 11th, 05:47 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
but i havent
May 11th, 08:38 PM
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zeddexx
Peasant Male New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
I-is that what you regret?
May 11th, 08:49 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
how could i ever regret such an important moment
May 11th, 09:15 PM
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zeddexx
Peasant Male New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
It's an important moment to... stay silent?
May 11th, 09:36 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
oh, now i was staying silent that whole time instead of serenading you with the most romantic love song ever devised?

you never listen. this is why our kids hate you.
May 12th, 12:43 AM
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zeddexx
Peasant Male New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
Atleast the dog loves me more.
May 12th, 01:44 AM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
actually...i stuck a dog biscuit in all your pants pockets. tascario only follows you around because he wants it, not you.
May 12th, 06:25 AM
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zeddexx
Peasant Male New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
Yeah well i put minecraft in YOUR pants and thats why the kids follow YOU around
May 12th, 11:03 AM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
i KNEW the box shape of my undesirables wasn't natural!
May 13th, 03:39 AM
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zeddexx
Peasant Male New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
And I knew my junk never used to smell that way!
May 13th, 04:17 AM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
no, no. it has. it's always smelled like dog treats.

you disgusting, stale cretin. i'm taking the kids and i'm going to SACRIFICE THEM.
May 13th, 07:11 AM
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zeddexx
Peasant Male New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
Look... I know they aren't mine. I've always known. They're clearly asian...
May 13th, 08:34 AM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
if you're accusing me of cheating, i actually made them in a lab. i've been cheating on you with SCIENCE.
May 13th, 10:26 PM
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zeddexx
Peasant Male New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
i KNEW that asswipe had his eyes on you!
May 14th, 02:41 AM
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Bluedy
Peasant Male Romania steam bloop
It's a long dong that is wrong. 
You're a bunch of hoez
May 14th, 03:50 AM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
i'm not even a farmer.
May 14th, 04:34 AM
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zeddexx
Peasant Male New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
Bluedy, I'm not gonna ask you how you knew what I was. Just please dont tell the SCP foundation. Those guys are assholes.
May 14th, 07:08 AM
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Toof
Peasant Male
I disagree. 
if you're accusing me of cheating, i actually made them in a lab. i've been cheating on you with SCIENCE.

You actually did him a favour. If we're all god's children, then humanity is just a huge incest.
May 14th, 10:43 AM
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Bluedy
Peasant Male Romania steam bloop
It's a long dong that is wrong. 
Bluedy, I'm not gonna ask you how you knew what I was. Just please dont tell the SCP foundation. Those guys are assholes.

Yeh I know theyll lock you up in some randomly named room and make a dramatic sounding report of a talking hose. I dont wanna see that happen to you, Zed.
May 14th, 03:40 PM
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zeddexx
Peasant Male New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
Thank
May 14th, 05:18 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
actually, i have the number of one of the overseers there. i'll tell them i found a spouse so utterly horrendous that only by being anomalous and scary could a spouse be so bad.
May 14th, 05:23 PM
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zeddexx
Peasant Male New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
And what do you think they'll do to the person who married a bunch of hose?
May 14th, 07:33 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
i'll just tell them i knew what i was doing all along - married a bunch of hose so that i could divorce you and take all your gardening money.

they won't suspect a thing. not even if they notice all the obvious things about me that aren't human.
May 14th, 08:16 PM
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zeddexx
Peasant Male New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
Ill give you up straight away honey
May 14th, 08:29 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
nah, they'll be too busy intrigued by your hosey form that they'll totally ignore me.

i'm safe. and your gardening riches are mine.
May 14th, 11:35 PM
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zeddexx
Peasant Male New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
Yeah i bet you'd just LOVE to get your hands on my bulbs wouldnt you? you saucy lil strumpet.
May 15th, 12:00 AM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
thing is, i modified the papers when we got married. they say you owe me all your bulbs you have ever made or will ever make.

by the time we split, you will be 600k bulbs in debt to me. but you'll be too busy being examined and shit by the Foundation to pay it. there's double the stress for you, bb
May 17th, 05:37 AM
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Godley
Peasant
 
Irony just died a million deaths when I saw Skurn lecture someone on multiple accounts.
May 17th, 09:30 AM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
where was the lecture? i wanna see it.
May 17th, 04:40 PM
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zeddexx
Peasant Male New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
man, what a trick. put on a mustache and proceed to agree with yourself.

the best.


you must be incredibly blind if you think the sockpuppet was the "only way" and actually helped to die down people's feelings around here.

wow, you're stupid.


While this may indeed be considered a lecture, I feel as though Skurn made no hypocritical statements in said lecture.

This may be a case of "licet malum"?
May 17th, 05:24 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
yeah, i didn't. i only made my alts as jokes/to spam/whatever.

i don't have a clue what mooglefoogle's purpose or theddc's purpose was supposed to be.

the shit is licet malum
May 17th, 07:26 PM
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zeddexx
Peasant Male New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
Lawful evil?

Or perhaps its the inverse?

chaotic good?

Which do you identify with Skurny?
May 17th, 08:14 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
probably chaotic what the hell duck is licet malum
May 29th, 11:11 PM
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baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
GOTT MIT UNS! 
On the streets tonight you can love and hate, you got
anything on the avenue. What would if you lie when
again. And I wish tonight, that the lads were here, we
can have a love, we can drink some beer. We and riding
through the spirit of the night.

And I just wish the lads were here. And I just wish day.
That the lads were here.

And no matter where we can find we can think of we can
think of friends. We won't change, no matter what they
say. For we will be just a away and till the end of the
day that they get us through the night.

And I just wish the lads were here. And I just wish day.
That the lads were here.

And I just wish the lads were here. And I just wish ???
day. That the lads were here.

On the streets tonight you can love and hate, you got
anything on the avenue. What would if you lie when ???
again. And I wish tonight, that the lads were here, we
can have a love, we can drink some beer. We and riding
through the spirit of the night.

And I just wish the lads were here. And I just wish day.
That the lads were here.