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Hello people, I logged in today for the first time in years, and found out every review i had ever written had been regected for some reason. The messages said to establish myself on the forums by writng this thead. There, all done? Now can you publsih my reviews?
I have been playing for 7 years, have played many D-mods, and never have i posted here. Please tell me, the easiest way to make dmods without paying any money or learing code.
Thankyou for your time.
I have been playing for 7 years, have played many D-mods, and never have i posted here. Please tell me, the easiest way to make dmods without paying any money or learing code.
Thankyou for your time.
You have to learn code to make dmods. You don't have to pay anyone anything though.
You have to pay the Dinkers then they will tell you the secrets.
[JK]
Yeah he's right, you don't need to pay anyone, unless you're feeling charitable.

Yeah he's right, you don't need to pay anyone, unless you're feeling charitable.
Naturally, we are accepting donations.
(Contact me for details.)
(Contact me for details.)

No contact me, if we ever even get a donation that isn't a joke, though I can give Wanderer tons of "joke" donations if I knew where he lived, and if I can get people to deliver old condoms and other bad things.
Hi there,
Glad to see you want to start your epic journey in Dmod creation. Naturally, dmods are actually impossible to make, and cannot be made without information that is kept underground and cannot be obtained without payment of some kind. I will give you all the information you need including:
- How to procrastinate
- How to over-hype your Dmod
- How to never release a previously previewed Dmod
- How to eat dragon testicles
- How to properly threaten people to give you good reviews when (and if) your Dmod is ever released due to the fact that you did not follow the above information properly.
The currency here is cookies and for only 9999.999.999.999.999.99 cookies, you could have all this.
Plus order now and get:
Never before released secret, known by only a select few, on how to successfully kidnap TAL, and make him dance for you.
Glad to see you want to start your epic journey in Dmod creation. Naturally, dmods are actually impossible to make, and cannot be made without information that is kept underground and cannot be obtained without payment of some kind. I will give you all the information you need including:
- How to procrastinate
- How to over-hype your Dmod
- How to never release a previously previewed Dmod
- How to eat dragon testicles
- How to properly threaten people to give you good reviews when (and if) your Dmod is ever released due to the fact that you did not follow the above information properly.
The currency here is cookies and for only 9999.999.999.999.999.99 cookies, you could have all this.
Plus order now and get:
Never before released secret, known by only a select few, on how to successfully kidnap TAL, and make him dance for you.
How to never release a previously previewed Dmod
I mastered that more than a decade ago!
I mastered that more than a decade ago!
How does one properly eat dragon testicles?
I learned how to do this one before I even knew Dink Smallwood was a thing.
I learned how to do this one before I even knew Dink Smallwood was a thing.
Frick I'm one cookie short, can someone lend me one?
Also maybe that's why I can't create a D-mod, need these secrets.
Also maybe that's why I can't create a D-mod, need these secrets.

if I can get people to deliver old condoms
Donate them to Tal, he will most certainly find a use for them.
Donate them to Tal, he will most certainly find a use for them.

Please, Tal would rather use something from his toilet to make a D-mod then old condoms.
Hello people, I logged in today for the first time in years, and found out every review i had ever written had been regected for some reason. The messages said to establish myself on the forums by writng this thead. There, all done? Now can you publsih my reviews?
Wow, a bit late, but I went and approved one of the reviews you'd written. You must have been lurking on the board, I can't imagine how else I'd end on your profile and notice this post.
The problem back then was, I think, that some people had multiple accounts and your reviews seemed like the kind of thing a person doing shit like that might write. But with this post and you lurking around and all, that's no longer a reasonable suspicion. Unique personhood established. Woo.
Wow, a bit late, but I went and approved one of the reviews you'd written. You must have been lurking on the board, I can't imagine how else I'd end on your profile and notice this post.

The problem back then was, I think, that some people had multiple accounts and your reviews seemed like the kind of thing a person doing shit like that might write. But with this post and you lurking around and all, that's no longer a reasonable suspicion. Unique personhood established. Woo.
Did you just accept a review from 2011? If that isn't the new record I want to know what holds the title.
Wow, a bit late, but I went and approved one of the reviews you'd written.
I think...I think it's time to turn in your staff badge.
In fact, all of you. Hand 'em over. That was much too late.
I think...I think it's time to turn in your staff badge.
In fact, all of you. Hand 'em over. That was much too late.
Wow, a bit late, but I went and approved one of the reviews you'd written. You must have been lurking on the board, I can't imagine how else I'd end on your profile and notice this post.
The problem back then was, I think, that some people had multiple accounts and your reviews seemed like the kind of thing a person doing shit like that might write. But with this post and you lurking around and all, that's no longer a reasonable suspicion. Unique personhood established. Woo.
took your time
The problem back then was, I think, that some people had multiple accounts and your reviews seemed like the kind of thing a person doing shit like that might write. But with this post and you lurking around and all, that's no longer a reasonable suspicion. Unique personhood established. Woo.
took your time
took your time
don't worry. i imagine 2 years is actually our new record. usually it's weeks or months before something's looked over.
don't worry. i imagine 2 years is actually our new record. usually it's weeks or months before something's looked over.
HOLY DUCK BOMBER YOU TOOK YOUR TIME IN REPLYING TOO IT'S BEEN A YEAR WOW THIS IS GREAT

this is the slowest moving thread of all time.
this is the slowest moving thread of all time.
No shit.
first post was in 2013
then stopped after a few
reawakened in 2015
then stopped after a few
and has reawakened again now in 2016
No shit.
first post was in 2013
then stopped after a few
reawakened in 2015
then stopped after a few
and has reawakened again now in 2016
✌︎■︎♎︎ ■︎□︎⬥︎ ♓︎⧫︎ ♓︎⬧︎ □︎◻︎♏︎■︎♏︎♎︎ ♋︎♑︎♋︎♓︎■︎ ♓︎■︎ 3000
beware the man who speaks in hands
beware the man who speaks in hands
I was literally going to make that reference too.
I was literally going to make that reference too.
HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW. Oh my goodness, this is what it's like to be in on the joke to other people's expense.
Yes. I also know what it's like for it to never connect.
why would krisknox just stand there and let himself be hit?
Because he's cool and you suck!
I let him hit me, then he let's me hit him.
I think they call it punchies.
I let him hit me, then he let's me hit him.
I think they call it punchies.
you haven't had a proper challenge. ever fight someone who dodges?
prepare your sword.
prepare your sword.
Yep, I've fought plenty of people who dodge. 99% of the time they are beheaded before they can.
in the time it took for you to write that, i struck you from all sides at faster than light speeds.
that's fine, i used decoys too.
now i know what i'm dealing with.
now i know what i'm dealing with.
i can unmake anything i want. you're not totally intangible - just no longer corporeal.
Skurn, no using fire in a dual. You've left Baphomet too burned to fight.
no fire? who do you think i am? poseidon?
Wow, a bit late, but I went and approved one of the reviews you'd written.
Well what about the other 3?
there's a lot of lateness in this thread.