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October 10th 2013, 09:20 PM
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bomberswarm2
Peasant Male Australia steam
bomberswarm2.boards.net 
Hello people, I logged in today for the first time in years, and found out every review i had ever written had been regected for some reason. The messages said to establish myself on the forums by writng this thead. There, all done? Now can you publsih my reviews?
I have been playing for 7 years, have played many D-mods, and never have i posted here. Please tell me, the easiest way to make dmods without paying any money or learing code.
Thankyou for your time.
October 10th 2013, 09:28 PM
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leprochaun
Peasant Male Japan xbox steam bloop
Responsible for making things not look like ass 
You have to learn code to make dmods. You don't have to pay anyone anything though.
October 11th 2013, 06:55 AM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
You have to pay the Dinkers then they will tell you the secrets. [JK]

Yeah he's right, you don't need to pay anyone, unless you're feeling charitable.
October 11th 2013, 09:41 AM
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Naturally, we are accepting donations.
(Contact me for details.)
October 11th 2013, 06:12 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
No contact me, if we ever even get a donation that isn't a joke, though I can give Wanderer tons of "joke" donations if I knew where he lived, and if I can get people to deliver old condoms and other bad things.
October 12th 2013, 01:00 AM
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Robj
Peasant Male Australia
You feed the madness, and it feeds on you. 
Hi there,

Glad to see you want to start your epic journey in Dmod creation. Naturally, dmods are actually impossible to make, and cannot be made without information that is kept underground and cannot be obtained without payment of some kind. I will give you all the information you need including:
- How to procrastinate
- How to over-hype your Dmod
- How to never release a previously previewed Dmod
- How to eat dragon testicles
- How to properly threaten people to give you good reviews when (and if) your Dmod is ever released due to the fact that you did not follow the above information properly.

The currency here is cookies and for only 9999.999.999.999.999.99 cookies, you could have all this.

Plus order now and get:
Never before released secret, known by only a select few, on how to successfully kidnap TAL, and make him dance for you.
October 12th 2013, 01:32 AM
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leprochaun
Peasant Male Japan xbox steam bloop
Responsible for making things not look like ass 
How does one properly eat dragon testicles?
October 12th 2013, 08:48 AM
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Kyle
Peasant Male Belgium
 
How to never release a previously previewed Dmod

I mastered that more than a decade ago!
October 12th 2013, 03:39 PM
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How does one properly eat dragon testicles?

I learned how to do this one before I even knew Dink Smallwood was a thing.
October 12th 2013, 07:21 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
Frick I'm one cookie short, can someone lend me one?

Also maybe that's why I can't create a D-mod, need these secrets.
October 13th 2013, 02:25 PM
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if I can get people to deliver old condoms

Donate them to Tal, he will most certainly find a use for them.
October 13th 2013, 04:01 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
Please, Tal would rather use something from his toilet to make a D-mod then old condoms.
September 23rd 2015, 09:52 PM
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scratcher
Bard Male Finland bloop
cigarette bonca 
Hello people, I logged in today for the first time in years, and found out every review i had ever written had been regected for some reason. The messages said to establish myself on the forums by writng this thead. There, all done? Now can you publsih my reviews?

Wow, a bit late, but I went and approved one of the reviews you'd written. You must have been lurking on the board, I can't imagine how else I'd end on your profile and notice this post.

The problem back then was, I think, that some people had multiple accounts and your reviews seemed like the kind of thing a person doing shit like that might write. But with this post and you lurking around and all, that's no longer a reasonable suspicion. Unique personhood established. Woo.
September 23rd 2015, 11:00 PM
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Leprochaun
Peasant Male Japan xbox steam bloop
Responsible for making things not look like ass 
Did you just accept a review from 2011? If that isn't the new record I want to know what holds the title.
September 23rd 2015, 11:17 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Male Equatorial Guinea xbox steam duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
Wow, a bit late, but I went and approved one of the reviews you'd written.

I think...I think it's time to turn in your staff badge.

In fact, all of you. Hand 'em over. That was much too late.
October 12th 2016, 04:02 AM
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bomberswarm2
Peasant Male Australia steam
bomberswarm2.boards.net 
Wow, a bit late, but I went and approved one of the reviews you'd written. You must have been lurking on the board, I can't imagine how else I'd end on your profile and notice this post.

The problem back then was, I think, that some people had multiple accounts and your reviews seemed like the kind of thing a person doing shit like that might write. But with this post and you lurking around and all, that's no longer a reasonable suspicion. Unique personhood established. Woo.


took your time
October 12th 2016, 04:14 AM
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yeoldetoast
Peasant Female Australia steam
discord.gg/Ukugfbh 
bombers warm
October 12th 2016, 07:49 AM
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Skurn
Peasant Male Equatorial Guinea xbox steam duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
took your time

don't worry. i imagine 2 years is actually our new record. usually it's weeks or months before something's looked over.
October 12th 2016, 10:08 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Pfft, who pays money to make a d-mod.
October 12th 2016, 12:29 PM
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Spinnerweb
Peasant Male Pakistan steam
Scream Aim Fire 
HOLY DUCK BOMBER YOU TOOK YOUR TIME IN REPLYING TOO IT'S BEEN A YEAR WOW THIS IS GREAT
October 12th 2016, 12:55 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Male Equatorial Guinea xbox steam duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
this is the slowest moving thread of all time.
October 12th 2016, 01:06 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
this is the slowest moving thread of all time.
No shit.

first post was in 2013
then stopped after a few
reawakened in 2015
then stopped after a few
and has reawakened again now in 2016
October 12th 2016, 11:38 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
✌︎■︎♎︎ ■︎□︎⬥︎ ♓︎⧫︎ ♓︎⬧︎ □︎◻︎♏︎■︎♏︎♎︎ ♋︎♑︎♋︎♓︎■︎ ♓︎■︎ 3000
October 12th 2016, 11:40 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Male Equatorial Guinea xbox steam duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
beware the man who speaks in hands
October 13th 2016, 08:48 AM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
beware the man who speaks in hands
I was literally going to make that reference too.
October 13th 2016, 09:16 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
All I see are squares and zodiac symbols.
October 13th 2016, 04:46 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW. Oh my goodness, this is what it's like to be in on the joke to other people's expense.
October 13th 2016, 04:51 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Do you know what it is like to see my fist?
October 13th 2016, 06:15 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Yes. I also know what it's like for it to never connect.
October 13th 2016, 06:20 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Male Equatorial Guinea xbox steam duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
why would krisknox just stand there and let himself be hit?
October 13th 2016, 06:44 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Because he's cool and you suck!

I let him hit me, then he let's me hit him.
I think they call it punchies.
October 13th 2016, 07:46 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Male Equatorial Guinea xbox steam duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
you haven't had a proper challenge. ever fight someone who dodges?

prepare your sword.
October 13th 2016, 08:06 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Yep, I've fought plenty of people who dodge. 99% of the time they are beheaded before they can.
October 13th 2016, 08:10 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Male Equatorial Guinea xbox steam duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
in the time it took for you to write that, i struck you from all sides at faster than light speeds.
October 13th 2016, 08:21 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
You fell for my decoy idiot.
October 13th 2016, 08:23 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Male Equatorial Guinea xbox steam duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
that's fine, i used decoys too.

now i know what i'm dealing with.
October 13th 2016, 08:39 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
You cannot kill what is already dead.
October 13th 2016, 08:54 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Male Equatorial Guinea xbox steam duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
i can unmake anything i want. you're not totally intangible - just no longer corporeal.
October 13th 2016, 09:04 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I'm a special case...
October 13th 2016, 09:15 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Male Equatorial Guinea xbox steam duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
you sure are
October 13th 2016, 09:20 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
Skurn, no using fire in a dual. You've left Baphomet too burned to fight.
October 13th 2016, 09:24 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Male Equatorial Guinea xbox steam duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
no fire? who do you think i am? poseidon?
October 14th 2016, 10:32 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I thought you were the ocean.
January 27th, 07:17 AM
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bomberswarm2
Peasant Male Australia steam
bomberswarm2.boards.net 

Wow, a bit late, but I went and approved one of the reviews you'd written.

Well what about the other 3?
January 28th, 02:19 AM
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Skurn
Peasant Male Equatorial Guinea xbox steam duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
there's a lot of lateness in this thread.
January 28th, 05:58 AM
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quiztis
Peasant Male Sweden steam bloop
Life? What's that? Can I download it?! 
Yeah, what about the other 3??? What gives?!