The Dink Network

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Kat has big boobs.

Binirit is a granny of 93.

yeah I knew that

WC is a name for a toilet?

South Park and The Simpsons both had 13 episodes in their first seasons

Why is there a swear filter when did gamespy become headquarters of 8 year old kids?

My school has filtered out MSN.com, but hasn't filtered the Dink Network? Yeah!

Thats because most people have never heard of Dink Smallwood, let alone the Dink Network

I have a small, uh, ego!

That expains a lot of things...
Just kidding, Tal

that the real little mermaid died in the end

that the real aladin was chinese

that winnie the pooh was a real bear

that the dot on top of the i is called a tittie....
hmmm..
well you draw the conclusions

It's amazing how we come up with this shoot...

and son of the beach had 13 episodes in its first season, too.

Mafia is a word that originates in Arabic, not italian.

well i dont know if anyone is like me but i have about 99% of usless knowledge with only about 1% of knowledge i can use from day to day thats probably why people know the strangest stuff... the tru american spirit

Maybe you should stop wagging school to go to the skate park.

Playing hookie is fun

You've had too much alcahol. You should ttake it easy for a while.

WARNING:
THIS POST IS RECCOMENDED FOR MATURE AUDIANCES. SOME PARTS MAY SCARE YOUNGER VIEWERS. (SUCH AS VORTEX).

One of the teachers at my old school is, in fact... A WOMBLE!!
Yes, my friends, there is a womble at my old school.
I uncovered some of my old, secret documents, yesterday, and decided I should tell the world the trueth. Don't be afraid to accept it.
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One day at school, my friend kodie and I were walking around the school yard when we noticed something was wrong with Mr Rowan's van. After studying it carefully, we discovered that the car brand logo, was infact the Womble's trademark: a W at the bottom and a V made out of the W, with a circle around the letters. A very poor descuise for a Womble. No body ever beleived us. But it is very true.

SO BE AFRAID!! BE VERY AFRAID!!

Ok. I'm done now.

What room were you locked in till today....hehe just kidding

I was not locked in any rooms. I was just trying to protect mankind from the horrible trueth.

righttttt *steps slowly away* ill just be over...there...*runs away*

Running away from the trueth won't change it. You have to accept it. Mr. Rowan IS a Womble.
If youy actually read the warning at the beginning of the post, and didn't read it, you wouldn't be so scared.

-.-...hardy har har ...i strickly beleive in the ideals of my people "say no evil hear no evil see no evil"...and once i become ruler of the world...that is if WC doesnt beat me to it..i shall push my ideals upon you all...MUHAHAHA

You live on too many fantasies, Vortex.
Get out and smell the fresh air more often.

I'm pretty sure this is turning to spammage

Spammage or Spinach?

As of right now, I'm deleting any future messages that simply exist to accuse people of spamming; these messages are usually some of the worst offenders, and are only stacking crap onto post counts.

It's because of the anual event, See-How-Much-Crap-You-Can-Post-On-The Dink Network-In-A-Day. There was so much competition, they extended it to three months.

There are currently 1025 contestants.

It's 50% spamm and 50% not b/c the post ever 10 min. that is much but in some way no, so i give it a half!

You are making me crazy!!

Just thought I'd chip in and say hi.
"HI!!"

I like being a headless duck!

I like being a knight thats on fire...maybe...maybe not...-.-but no one cares about my opinion, but alas i shall keep hope alive and maybe one day my opinion will be treated with the respect it deserves(Insprirational song plays in background)

...we should all hail Gamespy, and bow before it? Yes, bow, all! Bow! *bows and hails*

WTF! Are you really AndyM? If so welcome back, if not, I don't like you.

Maybe he's not the old AndyM, but a reincarnate. Or maybe something like the agents in Matrix, not a physical person at all, i mean.