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What is the strangest object you've ever had stolen from you?

I woke up this morning and I walked outside to find that the whole top of my mailbox is gone! I was like WTF!! ... There's only the pole there, the whole box on the top is completely gone O_o
It's the ultimate WTF!!

Somebody stole a name-tag off my schoolbag once... then about a month later stole the ring that i used to attach the name tag on with... then I was like... Why?

I had a ultra common Yu-Gi-Oh card called Foolish burial that i left in my schoolbag at school among some really sweet Ultimate-Rare cards. My U-R's were left, but Foolish Burial was gone. And all the card does is kill one of your own monsters.

Someone stole my lunch - dad had put some really tasty cookies and savoury in there. When I finished class and went to the yr12 common room it was gone. Funny thing is, it was vegetarian food

in my first year of high school i had nail clippers and a pair of scissors stolen from the same drawer that i kept my gameboy advance and all my games in

Some punks broke into my house once. They stole what typical thieves would take - my mother's jewlery. But when i found out they'd taken a small box filled with Lego, I couldn't believe the stupidity. I still have lego in another box, and a large ship thing I built that has hardly changed over the years sitting on my drawers, but still.

Thankfully my Computer room was locked with me inside, and when they found out they'd woken me up and I came screaming at them looking rabid and swinging a metal-pipe walking stick at them, they fled. Cops caught up with them a few minutes later and retrieved most of the jewlery, but the Lego was lost for all eternity.

Speaking of the walking stick, I don't even need it. I just like using it from time to time

in reality the "walking stick" is his pimp stick that he uses to keep all his ho's in line

For me it was my Turtles pillow case. i had it for 17 or so years now and it was pealed of the pillow. but i'm glad to have it back now.

Isn't the box ON the pole what you call the mailbox? So here I thought just the top of... the top of your mailbox was gone, not the box itself.

But yeah, that's weird.

Blame my unusual luck or whatever, but I've never had anything stolen from me. Just inexplicably blamed for stealing stuff in grade school when all teachers knew I was a really sweet kid, but that's it.

Last night I was walking around the streets of suburban Launceston, and decided to "re-mail" everyone's stuff. I came up to a slightly-messy house, put something in the mailbox... and it fell straight off! Kind of off topic, but I just thought I should say something.

BTW maybe people steal less valuable stuff rather than valuables because they think that they would be more likely caught if they stole expensive stuff, rather than small and obscure items?

Fireball5 said:"maybe people steal less valuable stuff rather than valuables because they think that they would be more likely caught if they stole expensive stuff, rather than small and obscure items?"
sounds like me as an 8-year old kleptomaniac.

"Hrm...money, legos, money...legos...Definitely legos."
*runs off*


Actually, I've never had anything stolen from me, or my family. Anything I lose turns up in a few years or so.

FYI I'm 14...

My 50 zl!(In Euro it's 12,5 and in dollars it's 17). So yeah someone stole my money when my cousins with cousine's boyfriend arrived to visit.There wasn't any place to sleep so i have to go to grandma to sleep there. My money was on the drawer and when i came back it's gone!

A barney sticker some ass-hole gave me. I'm glad.
Barney's on Fire!

I have a friend who got his pet rabbits stolen from him by a girl who lived nearby. He got them back though. It happened multiple times.

My mother made a huge pot of chicken soup once which we put outside the door to cool down so we could freeze it... someone stole it! Like 10 litres of chicken soup

Lol you shold have made duck soup!

This hasn't happened to me at all, but its just like.. wtf, its starting to happen a lot.

So when you buy stuff at McDonalds drive through or something thats drive through, as soon as the person hands you the food, before you can grab it, someone runs through and snatches it from the workers hands..

Would it still count when its stolen even though you saw the person steal it? ugh..

Lolz - in our little town of Port Macquarie, where entertainment is a thing seen only in futuristic movies, some punk-ass waltzed into Maccas with a shotgun, blew a hole in the roof and drink machine, and held it up all day, while the Port pigs layed siege and eventually hauled him off to the hoosegow.
Really boring pictures
The epic story
Could this be the shooter?

A naked fat man with a gun!

Do you insult him, and risk getting shot? Or do you offer him a spongebath and risk getting any number of diseases...

A bag full of poop. I was giving a freind some dog crap and some weird ass yanked it out of my hand, looked inside, and ran off with it. O.O' I had to get another turd so we could re-try the prank again, and the same thing happened.

my soul

Lol, two bags of poop? XD

Just wondering, what prank?

Fireball5 said: "A naked fat man with a gun! Do you insult him, and risk getting shot? Or do you offer him a spongebath and risk getting any number of diseases..."

ENCOUNTER!
A fat, naked man with wild eyes and a mess of dark hair sprawls suggestively before you, stroking his gun. Do you insult him, and risk getting shot? Or do you offer him a spongebath and risk getting any number of diseases?

STATISTICS:
Hair - 25%
Fat - 80%
Creepiness - 90%
Sexiness - 0%
Infectious diseases - 63%

*Insults while giving spongebath* So hows the missus... oh that's right, YO TOO FAT to have one! *continues giving spongebath*

A bad one.

I guess that thief really liked shoot.
EDIT: no, not "shoot".

I forgot my shoes in a gym a while ago. Came back for them => I did find the shoes, but the bag they were in was stolen. I was like... WTF?

my heart.

my heart.

seconded

My body.

Wow.... no one mentioned 'cookies' yet.

Well, that's my stealth skills for ya, so stealthy that no one even noticed.

*Glances over at gigantic cookie stash... "Yeh.... that's what I'm talkin' about."*

Cookies are not strange!! How could you possibly say things like that!?

*KOs Robj while he ogles his cookie stash.*
My Cookie!

And my axe!

Oh, wait. Never mind.
*wanders off*

And my rubber chicken!
Wait, where'd the axe go?

flaming bag of poop on the doorstep