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Fireball5 said: "A naked fat man with a gun! Do you insult him, and risk getting shot? Or do you offer him a spongebath and risk getting any number of diseases..."
ENCOUNTER!
A fat, naked man with wild eyes and a mess of dark hair sprawls suggestively before you, stroking his gun. Do you insult him, and risk getting shot? Or do you offer him a spongebath and risk getting any number of diseases?
STATISTICS:
Hair - 25%
Fat - 80%
Creepiness - 90%
Sexiness - 0%
Infectious diseases - 63%
ENCOUNTER!
A fat, naked man with wild eyes and a mess of dark hair sprawls suggestively before you, stroking his gun. Do you insult him, and risk getting shot? Or do you offer him a spongebath and risk getting any number of diseases?
STATISTICS:
Hair - 25%
Fat - 80%
Creepiness - 90%
Sexiness - 0%
Infectious diseases - 63%