The Dink Network

I don't know why, but Dink is super powerful- he takes damage from enemies, but doesn't lose any life... he cannot get gold... magic doesn't work... and he cannot get any xp. Basically all of the globals are refusing to work... They are all present... they just don't do anything.

EDIT: I have decided to still enter the D-Mod into the contest as it is... It is still winnable, and I promise to update it and add more scripts/secrets/places to explore, after the contest.