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: May I have your attention please?
: May I have your attention please?
: Will the real Redink please stand up?
: I repeat, will the real Redink please stand up?
: We're gonna have a problem here..
: Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
: Jaws all on the floor like Tyrisis, like WC just burst in the door
: and started whoopin her ass worse than before
: they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
: It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
: he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
: And Dan Walma said... nothing you idiots!
: Dan Walma's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
: Feminist women love Redink{*vocal turntable:
: chigga chigga chigga*} "Redink, I'm sick of him
: Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
: Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
: Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
: But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
: Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
: but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
: "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
: And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
: And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
: And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
: Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
: By the time they hit fourth grade
: They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
: "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
: who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}
: But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
: then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
: {*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
: Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
: Chorus: Redink (repeat 2X)
: I'm Redink, yes I'm the real Redink
: All you other Redinks are just imitating
: So won't the real Redink please stand up,
: please stand up, please stand up?
: Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
: well I do, so f**k him and f**k you too!
: You think I give a dang about a DOTM?
: Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
: "But Redink, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
: Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
: So you can, sit me here next to WC?
: s**t, SimonK better switch me chairs
: so I can sit next to Tal and Dukie
: and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
: You little b***h, put me on blast on MTV
: "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kyle, hee-hee!"
: I should download her audio on MP3
: and show the whole world how you gave Redink VD {*AHHH!*}
: I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
: so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}
: And there's a million of us just like me
: who cuss like me; who just don't give a f**k like me
: who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
: and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
: I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
: things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
: The only difference is I got the balls to say it
: in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
: I just get on the mic and spit it
: and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just s**t it
: better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
: Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
: It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
: I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
: Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
: And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
: And every single person is a Redink lurkin
: He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
: {*HACH*} Or in the parkin lot, circling
: Screaming "I don't give a f**k!"
: with his windows down and his system up
: So, will the real Redink please stand up?
: And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
: And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
: and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
: Ha ha
: Guess there's a Redink in all of us
: f**k it, let's all stand up
Very nice... I'm... impressed.
: May I have your attention please?
: Will the real Redink please stand up?
: I repeat, will the real Redink please stand up?
: We're gonna have a problem here..
: Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
: Jaws all on the floor like Tyrisis, like WC just burst in the door
: and started whoopin her ass worse than before
: they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
: It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
: he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
: And Dan Walma said... nothing you idiots!
: Dan Walma's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
: Feminist women love Redink{*vocal turntable:
: chigga chigga chigga*} "Redink, I'm sick of him
: Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
: Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
: Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
: But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
: Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
: but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
: "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
: And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
: And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
: And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
: Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
: By the time they hit fourth grade
: They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
: "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
: who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}
: But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
: then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
: {*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
: Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
: Chorus: Redink (repeat 2X)
: I'm Redink, yes I'm the real Redink
: All you other Redinks are just imitating
: So won't the real Redink please stand up,
: please stand up, please stand up?
: Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
: well I do, so f**k him and f**k you too!
: You think I give a dang about a DOTM?
: Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
: "But Redink, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
: Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
: So you can, sit me here next to WC?
: s**t, SimonK better switch me chairs
: so I can sit next to Tal and Dukie
: and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
: You little b***h, put me on blast on MTV
: "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kyle, hee-hee!"
: I should download her audio on MP3
: and show the whole world how you gave Redink VD {*AHHH!*}
: I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
: so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}
: And there's a million of us just like me
: who cuss like me; who just don't give a f**k like me
: who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
: and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
: I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
: things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
: The only difference is I got the balls to say it
: in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
: I just get on the mic and spit it
: and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just s**t it
: better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
: Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
: It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
: I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
: Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
: And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
: And every single person is a Redink lurkin
: He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
: {*HACH*} Or in the parkin lot, circling
: Screaming "I don't give a f**k!"
: with his windows down and his system up
: So, will the real Redink please stand up?
: And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
: And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
: and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
: Ha ha
: Guess there's a Redink in all of us
: f**k it, let's all stand up
Very nice... I'm... impressed.