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September 1st 2002, 04:22 PM
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: Free gifts. And a large Crunchie bar. And a man-sized Dink model : With karate chop action.

Well, I've consulted with Marketing... they don't think the karate-chop action is in the budget. As for free gifts, they suggested I give out lollipops and butt-kickings, but failed to supply me with any lollipops. Lastly, they were unable to determine what exactly a Crunchie bar is, so that won't be provided.

Don't blame me, blame Marketing.