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one time me and my buddies went to a park to play volleyball. we had the net and everything.we had two balls[but this storry is not genitalia related
]one white hand sewn,and a green rubber one.so one of my buddies started kicking the ball up realy high.
and one of the balls got stuck in a tall tree,with no ability to climb in ant take it.
so we started throwing the second ball[the fancy hand sewn one] and that one got stuck too."what to do,what to do?".then one of my mates found a rock,a big juicy one. so he threw it to one of the balls.i at the moment was standing under the tree,and when tha rock hit some branch [and didn't knock out the ball] it started falling down. i was looking somewhere else and didn't suspect a thing.when suddenly WOOSH.the rock hit my left ear and shoulder.[gawnd dang it's a good thing that it didn't hit me a few inches to the left!]ouch i said,but that didn't get the balls out of the tree.so my smart headed buddies took a piece of wood. and threw it towards the stuck balls-and the piece of wood got stuck!!
from here it seemes blurr,all i remember left,that somehow the balls went down but the piece of wood remained in the tree,later when we were havingh a snack,a lil' breeze started shaking the tree,and the piece of wood fell out and almost hit someone.
one winter in my school was very cold.so one geography lesson the teacher let us stand touching the radiator.i was standing with one girl.and then suddenly she turned around [facing the radiator with you know which part of her body ] and started rubbin to it and moaning that if she was sexualy pleased 
one time mom sent out me and my dear brother for groceries.and in she said to my brother what we should get and he was writing it down on a piece of paper.and she said to get a trikilá of sugar [trikili-short for 3 kilo pacage wich ounds kinda like tricky lee ] so he wrote it down ...13. milk 14.tricky lee of sugar....
so were at the store gathering the mentioned items,and we get to the shelves with sugar,so I take a 3 kilo pacage and put it in to our cart. he says "what is this for?" "well this is a trikilis of sugar" "realy?-i wrote down tricky lee".....
we laughed kinda hard,and when we told our mom she laughed histeri-ca-lee
one time me and my buddies went to a park to play volleyball. we had the net and everything.we had two balls[but this storry is not genitalia related
]one white hand sewn,and a green rubber one.so one of my buddies started kicking the ball up realy high.and one of the balls got stuck in a tall tree,with no ability to climb in ant take it.
so we started throwing the second ball[the fancy hand sewn one] and that one got stuck too."what to do,what to do?".then one of my mates found a rock,a big juicy one. so he threw it to one of the balls.i at the moment was standing under the tree,and when tha rock hit some branch [and didn't knock out the ball] it started falling down. i was looking somewhere else and didn't suspect a thing.when suddenly WOOSH.the rock hit my left ear and shoulder.[gawnd dang it's a good thing that it didn't hit me a few inches to the left!]ouch i said,but that didn't get the balls out of the tree.so my smart headed buddies took a piece of wood. and threw it towards the stuck balls-and the piece of wood got stuck!!
from here it seemes blurr,all i remember left,that somehow the balls went down but the piece of wood remained in the tree,later when we were havingh a snack,a lil' breeze started shaking the tree,and the piece of wood fell out and almost hit someone.
one winter in my school was very cold.so one geography lesson the teacher let us stand touching the radiator.i was standing with one girl.and then suddenly she turned around [facing the radiator with you know which part of her body
] and started rubbin to it and moaning that if she was sexualy pleased one time mom sent out me and my dear brother for groceries.and in she said to my brother what we should get and he was writing it down on a piece of paper.and she said to get a trikilá of sugar [trikili-short for 3 kilo pacage wich ounds kinda like tricky lee ] so he wrote it down ...13. milk 14.tricky lee of sugar....
so were at the store gathering the mentioned items,and we get to the shelves with sugar,so I take a 3 kilo pacage and put it in to our cart. he says "what is this for?" "well this is a trikilis of sugar" "realy?-i wrote down tricky lee".....
we laughed kinda hard,and when we told our mom she laughed histeri-ca-lee
