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September 11th 2013, 10:15 PM
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Therainmaker
Peasant He/Him United States
God save the Boxxy 
Guys I need your help.

There's this girl who volunteers at the same place that I do and she has a backside like mounds of warm, smooth, organic butter.

How should I achieve coitus and/or a long and meaningful relationship where we grow old together?

All options are on the table.

All.