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December 31st 2011, 06:14 AM
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Skull goes to the mall where he has a wonderful time shopping. His phone rings and a nurse speaks, telling him his husband (heh) was involved in a car crash and needs him to come quick. Skull is about to go when he spots a bargain. Before he knows it, he spends the rest of the day in the shops.
When he arrives at the hospital, the doctor says, "I hope you enjoyed your trip, because it's your last. Your husband is paralyzed and will need you 24/7 attention for the rest of his life."
Wracked with guilt, Skull starts crying. The doctor chuckles and says, "Only joking; he's dead. Now let's see what you bought!"