The Dink Network

None of you has done it right (at least not in accordance with documentation).

you can do

if (&one == 1)
say("Wah", 1);

but not

if (&one == 1) say("Wah", 1);
or
if (&one == 1) { say("Wah", 1); }

also notice that you can only have one command if you do it this way, so

if (&one == 1)
say("Wah", 1);

is valid, but

if (&one == 1)
say("Wah", 1);
say("Wah again", 1);

is not. In that case, you must do

if (&one == 1)
{
say("Wah", 1);
say("Wah again", 1);
}

There you go. The really dinky way of doing it.