The Dink Network

Yes, DethLord's conceited, self-centered nature really bothered The High and Mighty One, otherwise known as Tal (that happens to be me). His presence here at The Dink Network was interfering with my undeniably godly greatness, and after I enslaved the one known as allikitten, I made her play the part of Godly Tal's Smart 'n Sexy Secretary by handling all my mighty business for me. And by that, I mean chasing off DethLord. "DethLord!" Alli screamed. "You've become a disturbance to Him, and He would like for you to stop!" With the power I bestowed upon her, Alli was able to ward off the unpleasant fiend DethLord, and my Almighty Presence was able to reign in peace once more.

Uh... this was just a light-hearted joke, by the way. I don't mean to hurt anyone.