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Amusing old posts: Lest we forget.

May 14th 2009, 01:45 PM
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SabreTrout
Noble He/Him United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
A small transcript of a chat I hosted back in 2003...

Merlin : "We could hack into his computer, place some child porn, then call the feds."

KAT : "Merlins getting kinky"

SABRE : "I nearly took someones face off with an 18 foot steel pole today."

Redink : "Gah, I thought I killed all the Sabre clones years ago!"


Feel free to add in any amusing posts from yesteryear, preferably featuring some of the older members.
May 14th 2009, 02:36 PM
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metatarasal
Bard He/Him Netherlands
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Likely not quite old enough, and perhaps not very funny, but this conversation still leaves a smile at my face: (Taken from Dinkkiller's goodbye thread.)

Dinkkiller : I've not mentioned the contributers think since like 2 and a half weeks ago or more, but since I'm still unranked, *shuffles gun in hand* I'm saying good-bye for good. *puts gun to head and shoots* *BANG* *Thud* *A LOT of blood pours onto the floor of TDN*

SabreTrout : If you insist on spraying your brain matter all over the floor, you could at least have had the decency to leave a sponge. Preferably one with magical powers.

merlin : You mean...no one's going to clean up?

Kat : Merlin..wave your wand and clean it up magically

merlin : But then I have to lift my arm. And that takes effort.

Chrispy : Don't stain yourself oh magical one.
May 14th 2009, 02:39 PM
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SabreTrout
Noble He/Him United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
It made me laugh.