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umb (and a little pointless)!
ad, I've been meaning to tell you for a long time now but... I'm a homosexual. And...you wonder why I don't come home at nights it's because I'm out with my boyfriend most of the time. I've been trying to find a way to tell you but I didn't know how so, I figured I would consult the Dink Network and maybe I would get in a thread and... I don't know what I was thinking actually please delete this reply never mind forget I sent you this dad I'm not gay
idn't do it, I swear.. I don't even know why you'd accuse me, the damn duck did a back flip and kicked your grandma in the chest, and that's what made her cough so hard her false teeth flew out and landed on the remote, which changed the channel. So go duck yourself and stop blaming me every time it happens. 
