The Dink Network

Scratcher, will you marry me?

WHAT?!

Scratcher is too fabulous for that.

Scratcher is too fabulous for that.

Are you sure you're not just making up excuses cause you want Scratcher all to yourself?

He scratches all our backs, you can't claim him like this man.

If he says yes can I be a flower girl?

Wait, are the flowers symbolic for the deflowering about to take place?

I'm going to exercise my right to remain silent.

But you would look awesome in white scratcher - dressed to fit in with the kitchen apliances I say you go for it - ExD isnt too bad a task master and his basement is pretty comfortable I hear

I think he even has a soda machine down there.

I'm going to exercise my right to remain silent.

Next you'll be saying you want the handcuffs.

Next you'll be saying you want the handcuffs.

Seriously laughed my ass off.

Next you'll be saying you want the handcuffs.

I can arrange that...