The Dink Network

A story game

December 14th 2011, 07:26 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Okay, like other story games, this one is a continuous one made by the whole forum. Now, this doesn't have to be a Dink Story, it can be anything. The only rules are: No more than five words per post; Nobody can double post, you have to wait for another person to post. If three days pass without a new post, you can then double post; No incoherent words or phrases, but you can be creative with humor; The story has to end with something epic, such as a battle with a being of ultimate power.
I'll start with a small paragraph to set things up, then the first person to post will be able to start off. The main character doesn't appear here as he would in the main part of the story. It'll be a prologue of sorts.

'Rain poured heavily into the small village of Faren as a cloaked figure rode in on horse. The figure looked around, searching. Hunting. He held up a arrowhead on a string, a pendulum, and held it over his gloved palm by the end of the string. The wind stopped dead, the rain slowly stopped falling. The pendulum moved slowly around in circles before it shot toward the south. The figure grinned, his mouth filled with black fangs. He rode off toward the south, but was unaware that another force had been at work. When he was far from Faren, a baby cried in his crib.
Fifteen years later:
"I don't like yer nephew." An old man said to Jacob, the father of a young boy. "What's his name again?" Jacob smiled as he replied...'

Now it's your guy's turn!
December 14th 2011, 09:01 PM
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Mrgantoe
Peasant He/Him Cuba
I'm simply a distraction. 
It's Veezara you old coot!
December 15th 2011, 02:24 PM
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darksign13
Peasant He/Him United States
Hungry, Horney, and Helpless... Take me home. 
The old man snorts, turning...
December 15th 2011, 03:53 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
'his head to look at...'
December 16th 2011, 09:24 AM
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*Shudders*
Ghost They/Them
 
a girl undressing and is
December 16th 2011, 11:07 AM
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Slapped upside the head by his mom.
(By the way, you said you would leave, DuckHater, and to delete your account. A change of mind then?)
December 16th 2011, 11:28 AM
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darksign13
Peasant He/Him United States
Hungry, Horney, and Helpless... Take me home. 
The old crone doesn't like her...
December 16th 2011, 12:08 PM
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Duckhater
Ghost They/Them
 
(I'm waiting for Pollocracy 10 and they said that they don't delete accounts)
December 16th 2011, 12:10 PM
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Rulez
Ghost They/Them
 
(Psst! You're supposed to post in 5 words!!)
December 24th 2011, 03:00 PM
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Then LordDack and LordKarel Come
December 24th 2011, 09:35 PM
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Mrgantoe
Peasant He/Him Cuba
I'm simply a distraction. 
And eat dinner with the old man
December 26th 2011, 02:20 PM
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They then give him gold
December 26th 2011, 04:11 PM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
and a ba-na-na
December 26th 2011, 05:46 PM
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Bananas
Peasant He/Him United States
POPTARTS 
That was poisoned
December 26th 2011, 06:44 PM
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But Dack cures the man
December 27th 2011, 12:19 AM
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duckhater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
And eats his brains and
December 27th 2011, 12:06 PM
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Kills the person who hates DUCKS
December 27th 2011, 12:09 PM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Suddenly, Dink Smallwood...
December 27th 2011, 12:12 PM
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But it is acctually DUCKHATAR
December 27th 2011, 01:12 PM
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duckhater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
the hero with the heart
December 27th 2011, 01:54 PM
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of a be headed Duck
December 28th 2011, 02:32 PM
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darksign13
Peasant He/Him United States
Hungry, Horney, and Helpless... Take me home. 
runs in swinging a ladle,
December 28th 2011, 03:13 PM
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and gets hit by Dack
December 28th 2011, 05:36 PM
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Mrgantoe
Peasant He/Him Cuba
I'm simply a distraction. 
Who is then frozen in
December 28th 2011, 05:50 PM
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Mrgantoe's Basement while feeling dead
January 1st 2012, 12:40 PM
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Kerrek
Peasant He/Him United States
oao 
While a Bonca decided to...
January 1st 2012, 03:48 PM
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start to kill Kerrek twice
January 2nd 2012, 02:46 AM
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Robj
Jester He/Him Australia
You feed the madness, and it feeds on you. 
With his giant weapon, which was...
January 2nd 2012, 03:53 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
300 years old
January 2nd 2012, 06:58 AM
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but could slay even Boncas.

[To schnapper I recall we have to have 5 words or can we go 5 and under
January 2nd 2012, 07:32 AM
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and 22 very old pillbugs
January 2nd 2012, 10:34 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
on the fourth of July

(Thanks LordDack )
January 2nd 2012, 05:53 PM
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if its covered in Arrows.

[your welcome]
January 2nd 2012, 08:28 PM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Isn't this whole thing a bit rigged, LordDack?!
January 2nd 2012, 08:45 PM
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[its not rigged Schnapper and you have to put parentases if your going to talk or Dink will get you]
January 2nd 2012, 09:11 PM
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Kerrek
Peasant He/Him United States
oao 
Kazoos are very nice.
January 2nd 2012, 09:14 PM
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so Kerrek used one on
January 2nd 2012, 09:42 PM
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Kerrek
Peasant He/Him United States
oao 
a duck to make it..
January 2nd 2012, 09:48 PM
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love dinklum from now on
January 2nd 2012, 11:28 PM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
but dinkulum wanted a vuvuzela
January 3rd 2012, 12:55 PM
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But he didnt care for

[Schnapper how could this be rigged what would krisknox steal our story and make a Dmod]
January 3rd 2012, 07:11 PM
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Kerrek
Peasant He/Him United States
oao 
Anyone on the DN and...
January 3rd 2012, 08:27 PM
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the Dink Network at all.
January 5th 2012, 10:43 AM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
(That was somewhat redundant. I'm not adding to the story, it went WAAAAY beyond what I originally expected, just posting this to point out that, while it's easy to post in a thread made by another person, it's a different story altogether when it's your own thread.)
January 5th 2012, 10:55 AM
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duckhater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
^ (Just how many times have I said that?)
January 5th 2012, 11:56 AM
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[I hate Pie]

[We had a story but Me and Karel got in it and it got awesome]

[Why does Duckhater hate ducks?]
January 5th 2012, 12:43 PM
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duckhater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
[ Just the ducks in Dink. They get me steamed! When I'm thrustrated with a puzzle they're gonna be like QUACK QUACK QUACK! It drives me crazy. ]
January 5th 2012, 01:03 PM
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[ their saying look he has no family jewels.Ha Ha look at that tiny ****.QUack Quack.and the retarded one says .Mooooo Mooooo
January 5th 2012, 03:54 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
(Aaaaannnnddd just like that the story has lost all meaning.)
January 5th 2012, 07:02 PM
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[no the ducks make fun of Duckhater]
January 7th 2012, 04:51 AM
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duckhater
Peasant He/Him India
From The Depths Of Tartarus Itself 
^ (Should I be offended?)
January 7th 2012, 08:33 AM
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[no and when can we get back to the story]