My brain is a 'weird-generator', right?
If you are a nub, you suck the balls of a nut-sack, g-a-y hacking, mole-spanking, @ss-beanie, stapler-fudging, deformed frog on drugs. While you are reading this random crap that I pulled from my extremely messed up brain, which probably takes up less then half of my head and produces strange thoughts, which revolve around eating stuff, coming up with random crap, attempting ideas that have the potential to make me look like an idiot on a mass scale, generating weird and worthless ideas of possible equally useless contraptions that could be invented which never end up going anywhere, such as a weird generator (which is not needed, since such a device already exists inside my head), stalking random people, and entertaining myself and possibly people around me, by randomly saying stupid crap that doesn't make any sense, while dancing around like a somewhat mechanical head-bobbing doll, immitating a depressed-struck duck that forgot how to fly, while also resembling a crazy dragon that forgot how to breathe fire and can only manage to choke up the feathers it swallowed after it gave oral-sex to a chicken, but instead, falls over a table like a drunken giraffe trying to jump hurtles... Keep in mind that I just ate an apple, no, not a banana, not a cookie.. an apple. Like seriously? WTF? Holy crap of alien-probed-gargons-butthole! Wth!? BALLZ!
Also, I am extremely deceptive when it comes to cookies, that's my name.. Robj, which stands for 'Rip-off-bagged-cookies' (let's just pretend the j is a c, ok?).
While you were wasting several seconds or possibly over a minute of your life reading this, I staged a mass-world-wide-loot of your cookies. What you will now find, is that your homes are now cookie-free.
Aren't I nice?
<<<<< Also, the flee-ridden gorilla-cat ate my muffin. dang. Don't you just feel so deeply sorry for the Robj?
Rip-off-bagged-cookies, how are you going to deal with the flee-ridden gorilla-cat ( ) who ate your muffin?
I'm only buying muffins in the future. Now all my cookies are gone.
) who ate your muffin?I'm only buying muffins in the future. Now all my cookies are gone.
Oreos! My mind is completely random, i will occasionally yell something completely irrelevant to anything.
i don't have tourette's, i just like to piss people off.
