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No offence, but what's wrong with you?

I have no idea.

I have a idea on what is wrong is wrong with him! He is.... no.... sorry, had it and I lost it.

EDIT: Oh, now I remember! We had macaroni and cheese last time I spammed and..... no... that's not what the question was...

EDIT 2: I have it now! What's wrong with him is that... that.....uuhhhh..... oh, yeah! What's wrong with him is that he is jealous becasue he hasn't spammed enough to be in A.O.T.E.S and he really wants to be the final boss and I already have a final boss planned out but he still won't stop bugging me about it and I don't want him to bug me about but he still does because he wants to be a final boss! <gasps for breath> Did I mention I jump to conclusions quite often? Somebody reply quick! Oh, wait.... I haven't hit the 'submit button'. That's why nobody has replied!

here's one...

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Try:
You say its opposite day, so since it isn't opposite day it becomes, opposite day, but since it is opposite day,the opposite of opposite day then becomes non-opposite day, so since it isn't opposite day it becomes opposite day...

This is fabulous. But if I say this is fabulous, it means it's fabulous.

I'd say these sentences are taking advantage of paradoxes...

An endless sentence without repetitions would be nice.

@dinkinfreak, impossible, for something to be endless it must either:keep growing, or loop back to the start.

@Davince, of course these sentences are taking advantage of paradoxes, Dink is a paradox.

@DD95, of course these sentences are taking advantage of paradoxes, Dink is a paradox.

I think you meant @DaVince, right? Because I said nothing about paradoxes.

By the way, if you want to bypass all those paradox problems, just call a Time Lord, they'll make a paradox machine for you. There was a paradox machine in Episode 12/13 of Series 3 Doctor Who.

time lords are fictitious

paradoxes confuse people, but not me

pi is a never ending value equill to roughly 22/7 (there is no division symbol on keyboard so / means division) although not exactly the same, it is the closest matching set of whole numbers i know of

22/7=3.14285714285714285714285714285714
pi=3.1415926535897932384626433832795

see the difference?

Try 355/113=3.141592920353982301 which is accurate down to five digits instead of two.

Or you can take
426680*(10005)^.5/(
∞
Σ{ [(6k!)(13591409+545140134k)]/[(3k)!*(k!)^3*(640320)^3k]}
k=o
)
which is accurate for 14 digits for every increment of k.

Blackguard: but these sentences have nothing to do with Dink. They're just posted on these forums.

i may have gotten the award for best mathematician, but i dont understand what you said about increments of K and infinity and etc.

Sure, but that thing is a lot of work. You don't walk around remembering that thing, and if you do, well, hats off for you, but I sure as hell won't remember that. Remembering 355/113 though, is perfectly doable... and if anybody has a four-digit fraction that's even more accurate, I'd probably be able to memorize that one too, but your formula, probably not.

True. Although, in all reality, taking pi to more than 5 significant figures is tedious at best, and pointless at worst. At least for most day-to-day usages. SO one could say that 3.1416 is more than enough to get you through the day, and it's shorter than 355/113.

One thing I'd like to know in my lifetime is the exact curvature of the universe in local space. Make a circle, measure it, and find the value of pi that you get from it. Then find how much this differs from euclidean pi. You need a huge circle...

How could pi help in creating A Sentence Thing that goes on for Infinity?

The precise value of pi is <insert value of pi here>.

That's a sentence, and also infinite.

Recursively, you mean? Cause on its own, it's not. (Obviously.)

Well, just don't blame Canada!

It's infinite if you write down the complete decimal expansion of pi.

pi is finite
3.14...is infinite

Canada rocks! Go Canada! Woooo!

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