Re: Happy Birthday Chrispy!
Congratulations, Chipsy, for surviving another year.
Happy Birthday. I hope you don't get caught! 
Eh, I tried, but it happens.
They haven't seen the last of me. Muhahahaha.
Here's hoping you stay one step ahead of any "Bill Collectors," two steps ahead of any "ex's," and three steps ahead of the "Law." Wishing you many more enjoyable years. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
when do i get to eat the cake?
The cake is a lie. 
Ice-cream?
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
ow, but i want CAKE!! AND I WANT IT NOW!
Settle down. You're not funny.
