The Dink Network

It has been a stressing, although certainly interesting, year for all of us.
but there is a cure! Dinking!
YES!
Dinking has been scientifically proved to decrease stress, worry, and increase happiness levels.

So why isn't everyone Dinking?
why aren't there more downloads??? more posts?

Because you are lazy.
because of that we are instating Dinkmas emergency protocols.

For EVERY SINGLE POST you post from now till January first you are entitled to ONE Duck shaped Pony.

THAT'S RIGHT!
YOU HEARD IT!

ONE Duck shaped Pony for every one of your posts!

What can you do with that Duck shaped Pony you are asking?
That is the good news!!
you can donate them all to Skurn!!

The one with most Duck shaped Ponies donated by new year, gets ONE...
erm...
Special
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FAVOR from SKURN!!

HAPPY DINKMAS!
-The Dinkmas Team

Dear Silberfarben,

It has come to my attention that you are offering [ERROR: WORD MISSING] as a gift/reward with the intention of generating activity, with the only listed/intended use of said [REDACTED] to be added to the already excessive stash of [ERROR: WORD MISSING] currently in posession of [REDACTED].

Due to- [REDACTED] - resulting in [REDACTED], this cannot be allowed to happen. Therefore, I must respectfully confiscate these [ERROR: WORD MISSING] in the name of our lord and savior, Redink1, before you collapse the [REDACTED].

Should you instead choose to offer a suitable number of trees to plant on screen 143, or a more Dink-friendly alternative, these measures may be [REDACTED] in favor of [INSERT ALTERNATIVE HERE].

Respectfully,
Ex-Deathevn

ERROR CODE 164804 - Detecting data theft from this message. Some information has been censored as a result to prevent misinterpretation.
ERROR CODE 206103 - Missing reference.
ERROR CODE 080512 - Time synchronization failure.

We couldn't be more happy to change it after we heard of the adverse effects of cookie stashing.
The post has been modified to a more community friendly option.
Thanks for the warning!!

-The Dinkmas Team

@ExDeathevn

Wasn't the tree on screen 143 removed? An event that triggered mass hysteria and forum unrest, but still wasn't planted back, even after some considerable considerations...

I replanted it.

164804 leads to the Dink throwback contest thread. Now I know that the number in the video was actually a date, not a thread code.

you heard right, folks. this isn't some byproduct of your laziness disease, it's true fact! this is a once in a lifetime opportunity to cure what ails ya and all it takes from you is to write on these boards. but don't take it from me. here's what one of our many satisfied customers have to say!

"DON'T LISTEN TO THEM. THEY'RE MAD. THEY KILLED MY WHOLE FAMILY. THEY CANNOT BE TRUSTED!"

whoops, that was the manson family cult testimonial. oh, well. looks like you will be the first of our satisfied patrons. doesn't that make you want to be part of this historical event even more?

*barbershop quartet style song begins*

Yes, dinkmas is behind us now(at least for me)
But don't let that discourage you!
The Dinkmas Team is still offering UNLIMITED Duck shaped Ponies!
You only need to post one message!
all you need to do!

go NOW and help raise Duck shaped Ponies for skurn!!
You still have till 2021!

ONE WHOLE YEAR TO RAISE DUCK SHAPED PONIES!

-The Dinkmas Team

NO MORE DUCK SHAPED PONIES ARE BEING HANDED OUT

ExDeathevn 5
Scratcher 1
Rabidwolf9 1
SlipDink 4
Robj 4
Ghostlight 2
Toof 1
RangerLord 3
yeoldetoast 1

These are the final amount of duck-shaped ponies!
have fun and do with them as you please, those of you with multiple duck-shaped ponies can even breed them!! Although if you send them to Skurn they will certainly be bred with...

Let's get that image off our heads.
Tell us how many of your cookies you are donating to Skurn!
-The Dinkmas Team

I'm late Exdeath, gimme one of your duck-shaped ponies!

Unfortunate.
All of mine have been singed with hellfire and nought remains but ashes.

Ah... barbecued ponies! Delicious!