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December 19th 2020, 01:34 PM
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you heard right, folks. this isn't some byproduct of your laziness disease, it's true fact! this is a once in a lifetime opportunity to cure what ails ya and all it takes from you is to write on these boards. but don't take it from me. here's what one of our many satisfied customers have to say!

"DON'T LISTEN TO THEM. THEY'RE MAD. THEY KILLED MY WHOLE FAMILY. THEY CANNOT BE TRUSTED!"

whoops, that was the manson family cult testimonial. oh, well. looks like you will be the first of our satisfied patrons. doesn't that make you want to be part of this historical event even more?

*barbershop quartet style song begins*