The Dink Network

...... Oh, I see.

At least you're better suited than arnold.

Hey, I like Arnold. Just think - Terminator man as the governor. Hmmmm... Besides, WC would just beat the crap out of all the incommers to the state. Wait...that is probably a good thing.

Chapter 1.

Once upon a time in the state of California, a Dinker became Governor.

blah, blah, blah

Chapter 65.
And all people and other living things in the Universe, which was totally ruled by Dinkers, lived happily ever after.
The End

Thank goodness George Bush isn't involved!

Cool, I hear Carrot Top, Fabio and 5 of the x-rated dwarves are running too...you're a shoe-in!

blakcduke, I thnk the stages would go more along these lines...

1) A Dinker becomes Governer...

2)All music in that state is turned into MIDI format

3) People slowly pixellate

4) Said Governer tries to improve the state with his/her "expert" scripting

5) Everybody starts talking in different colours, disappearing and turning into houses.

Personally, I think we are safer with Conan.

that's funny ^

Hmmm, maybe you're right, SabreTrout.
I also kind of like Schwarzenegger, despite him being a republican. He might be the first republican who actually sees to it that the U.S. government doesn't spend more money than it earns and he even might spend the money the U.S. have on some good causes.

Oops sorry, here I was thinking about him as president and of course he's not a president yet. And I heard that the current governor of California, a Democrat, is as bad with money as the average Republican.

Wow, I hope you win! They could use a good republican there.

Blackdude - I don't think he's bad with money; he just keeps it all for himself!

I like Schwarzenegger, but I am going to terminate his ass. My first act of governor will be to sink that shootty state into the ocean. Or at least initaite a state of marshal law and issue every citizen who is not convicted of a felony a hand gun. This will take care of the population and traffic problems..over a period of time.

WC. Well, I think guns should be perfectly legal! But, only I should have the ammo.

Just because someone doesn't have a felony doesn't mean they aren't a murdering fellow.

See, now you just screwed up. No gun for you when i get elected.

I don't want, or need a gun. For I am Rambo, just gimme a bow and I'll take you all out. Hyah!

When you get elected, will you give me an appointed position? Please? And maybe a couple of uzis?

But can WC defeat the awesome power that is Gary Coleman!?

I don't live in California, are you planning to give guns to everyone in the country?

Is this realy true I think not but if it is then post a link to prove it if its a joke please continue it

wow lord benjamin... thats all i can say

I'm not trying to be mean when I ask, LordBenjamin, are you a little bit retarded? You don't speak in coherent sentences, and you never spell anything right. Plenty of dinkers have done that before, including me, but its always that way for you. Do you need some help? Leaving it alone doesn't help. Just look at President Bush, he refused help and his father only bought him C- grades.

I'm not for Davis, or really for any other candidate in California for governor, but I think it is rather unfair the way the system works for this recall election. There is almost no way Davis can win, because he needs 50% of the votes, and someone else can win even if they have a lower percentage than him. Tell me if that is fairly representing the people!

thats america for you...

..yeah, I live in Nevada and I am running for office in California..That is why I am all over the news. Did I mention I inveted the first 3D operating system and own a pig that flys?

Go back to sleep.

Pigs fly, another reason to choose having them as pets other than dogs. Of course I'd be eating some of its friends right in front of its face, but bacon tastes so good.

yeh, dogs are so 1990. now we have to have flying pigs and monkeys.

And Invisible Tigers...they are a pretty good pet.

HEY- I live in California, & I just wanted to tell all you people that I'm running for the Gov position.............WAIT, what's that, who's there?

crunch, crunch, crunch - I"LL BE BACK

"I'm not trying to be mean when I ask, LordBenjamin, are you a little bit retarded? You don't speak in coherent sentences, and you never spell anything right. Plenty of dinkers have done that before, including me, but its always that way for you. Do you need some help? Leaving it alone doesn't help. Just look at President Bush, he refused help and his father only bought him C- grades."

Well safmoor, you sad quite off-the-wall things sometimes, does that make you schizophrenic? Enough said.

It was kind of a half-joke, anyways, I don't always show my full opinion, and I may not be schizophrenic, but I can often see the argument from both sides(it may not always seem like it).