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My wife had a baby boy on Sunday!

Make sure you teach the baby sparrowhawk how to fly so it doesn't fall out of the nest.

Congratulations! You have become a member of the exclusive Diaperchanging race.

Seriously though, congratulations on having a son you can name Dink!

You DID name him Dink, right?

Wow, congratulations! The neat thing I've learned about kids is that hanging out with them gets cooler and cooler the older they become. Babies, uhhhhh, well at least you have a distorted worldview during that time and actually think the little malformed gibbons look cute.

Congratulations, Sparrowdad!

You DID name him Dink, right?

He'd already be the worst dad ever if he did that. Who'd want such horrible name to fall on their child? Milder would be cool though. xD

Why don't you name him Robinpigeon?

Congrats BTW

How do you feel bro?

Congratulations, good sir!

I say to you, congratulations Mr.Cross-bred Sparrow with a Hawk.

Congratulations! Hope he grows up (very quickly ) and makes you proud

I can only presume the child has been named after one of us?

Congratulations on the baby, what's their name?

Grats Sparrowhawk!

Nice! Congratulations to you and your wife

well done sparrowdad that is the most excellent of news Congrats to you both BIG HUGS

praise be.

Well, we were going to name him Adolph Blaine Charles Dink Earl Frederic (etc) but there wasn't room on the birth certificate

You better not have called him BOB

Well, you should name the kid something cool. He might not appreciate it so much at kindergarten age, but he'll totally worship you when he's older! Probably. My suggestions:

Balthazar
Desmond
Policarpo
Killmaster
Bonca

Kaspersky.

Killmaster Flex.

Thor.

Uh, I think it's probably a bit late for name suggestions.

The kid won't even know.

I second Bonca.

Name him Slayer. That will bring him closer to both thrash metal and Dink Smallwood

As long as we're pitching names that will likely never be applied,I motion for some rather original names. Arkus, Keaton, Bob... Stuff like that.

Eleontrinzindaiyomacholezrentalrinzalbin, or Eleontrinzindaiyomacholezrentalrinzalbi for short.

How about... Arkanus?! <dun-dun-daaah!> or go double-the-dink and call him "Slonca Nelson X" (let X= family name)

Uh, I think it's probably a bit late for name suggestions.

If so, that's too bad. I was hoping Sparrowhawk and his wife would get to seriously consider some of these wonderful suggestions. I know babies are usually named at birth in the US, but in Finland, for example, it's commonly done a month or two after birth.

What it like being a dad?

Well, find a girl you like, arrange some form of familial contract, have sex, and find out. Make sure you're prepared, first.

Make sure you're prepared, first.

For instance you must remember not to wear protection.

I'm a little late, but congratulations.