Dink Network Soda Machine
Found this on another site and its really fun and funny Lets see if we can manage a game here ...
This is a forum game and pretty simple. You come up and put something the Soda Machine. The next person to post tells you what you get back and they put something else into the machine. There are no restrictions on what you can put it. Also the soda machine is immune from anything it put out. if the output is an explosion, the machine is undamaged.
I put in: pair of herb boots and a banana
What do I get out?
This is a forum game and pretty simple. You come up and put something the Soda Machine. The next person to post tells you what you get back and they put something else into the machine. There are no restrictions on what you can put it. Also the soda machine is immune from anything it put out. if the output is an explosion, the machine is undamaged.
I put in: pair of herb boots and a banana
What do I get out?
an orgasm.
(And im sorry, there is NO way the machine is unaffected by it.)
I put in:
a live duck
(And im sorry, there is NO way the machine is unaffected by it.)
I put in:
a live duck
You get out: an empty tomato sauce can that smells of feathers
I put in: a pair of old running shoes and a corroded battery
What do I get out?
[hehe had to do two cause zeddy changed his post] :0
I put in: a pair of old running shoes and a corroded battery
What do I get out?
[hehe had to do two cause zeddy changed his post] :0
You get out: A bottle of Pepsi Max
I put in: Ethel's (supposed) beard and Joshriot's hippies.
I put in: Ethel's (supposed) beard and Joshriot's hippies.
You get out:
A bloodied skull, and Joshriots hippies. (the machine didnt want them.)
I put in:
Msdink ( )
A bloodied skull, and Joshriots hippies. (the machine didnt want them.)
I put in:
Msdink ( )
you get out a crabby old duck with facial hair and tail feathers (eww)
I put in a few tiles and a greeting card
I put in a few tiles and a greeting card
You Get: a "get well soon" card addressed to a deceased patient. woot!
I put in:
Half an Alk nut and Hellfire magic.
I put in:
Half an Alk nut and Hellfire magic.
October 14th 2012, 10:42 AM
You get
You Get: An empty bottle of schnaps.
I put in: A can of spiced ham.
I put in: A can of spiced ham.
You get out a can of spiced ham cause there's nothing else for it to mix with.
I put in some muffins
you get out A slayer and I put in RobJ and his new slayer
You get out Robj's avatar. I put in my old pants...
Are you sure you're gonna be able to do that? Those pants have proven to be treacherous beings, let me tell you. Treacherous!
you get speed boots and some slimes
I put in a cup of coffee and a kitchen chair
I put in a cup of coffee and a kitchen chair
You get out a crotchety old sea urchin.
I put in a golden lyre.
I put in a golden lyre.
You get a golden lyre that plays awesome music.
I put in my annoying little brother and a slayer...
I put in my annoying little brother and a slayer...
You get out a unicorn.
I put in an empty Doritos bag and a new white sock.
I put in an empty Doritos bag and a new white sock.
October 14th 2012, 07:21 PM
You get
You get a green thing sitting on a desk in Seth's office.
I put in $10.
I put in $10.
You get a can of soda. Weird.
I put in a bonca...
I put in a bonca...
you get 2 boncas I put in 100 dollars
You get a booty call from msdink.
i put in an axe and dinks green tights
i put in an axe and dinks green tights
You get... Milder?!
I put in a werewolf and a vampire.
I put in a werewolf and a vampire.
A glittering furry! WATCH OUT!
I put in a soda machine...
I put in a soda machine...
And you get a ginger ale.
I put in a cat.
I put in a cat.
you get out 2 furballs, a ripped couch and one shredded leg (good investment...)
I put in dinks armband, a cooked bonca steak and something bad that crawled out of the closet...
zeddybear you are starting to worry me - I think you need to take a moment... alone, you wont go blind... so i hear
I put in dinks armband, a cooked bonca steak and something bad that crawled out of the closet...
zeddybear you are starting to worry me - I think you need to take a moment... alone, you wont go blind... so i hear
you get Dink smallwood I put in MsDink's Booty Call;(
You get: The leading role in a coming-up B movie and a Thank You card from the producer of said movie.
I put in: Zombie apocalypse!
I put in: Zombie apocalypse!
You get: Back from the Grave
I put in: Dink and Milder.
I put in: Dink and Milder.
you get two pillbugs"harsh" I put in a used condom and a dandelion
You get a man-flower.
I put in a can of basalt and vinegar...
I put in a can of basalt and vinegar...
you get basalt and vinegar chips I put in my man flower with a used condom from Ab's Dog and him when they had relations
(Basalt is an igneous rock.)
You get out:
a repressed memory- congrats.
I put in:
A dictionary and a rapper.
a repressed memory- congrats.
I put in:
A dictionary and a rapper.
You get a musician that is coherant. (magical lol)
I put in my keyboard and a retired dinker
I put in my keyboard and a retired dinker
a moment alone? you wont go blind? Please do not explain.
You get Necromancer.
I put in a smelly sock and a medication guide
I put in a smelly sock and a medication guide
You get out: Dink's current home.
I put in: and
I put in: and
you get out a happy kitty I put in a dead ms. Dink. ALso to kirsknox: I didn't exactly know and plus there may still be chips like that
you get out zeds teddy bear (how fortuitous) who may or may not be pleased about it
I put in a dollar seventy five and a smile
I put in a dollar seventy five and a smile
October 16th 2012, 10:26 AM
Next
You get: A winning lottery ticket for $10,000.
I put in: Robj's cookie stash.
I put in: Robj's cookie stash.
You get... Wait, it's gone!
I put in a site-only meme and Dack....
I put in a site-only meme and Dack....
Aw, come on Skull! I've already played that, at least twice. You might almost think you're Norwegian...
October 19th 2012, 01:12 AM
muffin
you get (ノಥДಥ ノ:blood:ノ( º _ ºノ
i put in a dmod and a rocket
i put in a dmod and a rocket
you get a can of spam without the tin opener (thats now on the moon...)
i put in a taser and a music sheet
i put in a taser and a music sheet
You get the awesome of all awesomes. You get a laser light show!
I put in a can of hugs.
I put in a can of hugs.
Grabs the hugs before they hit the bottom and puts in the empty can "
You get out:
Well, you dont actually get anything... You just stand there as WC climbs out of the machine covered in blood and holding Kory's head. And he punches you on the way past.
I put in:
a DDC and a talking tree
Well, you dont actually get anything... You just stand there as WC climbs out of the machine covered in blood and holding Kory's head. And he punches you on the way past.
I put in:
a DDC and a talking tree
LOL zed where did WC and kory come from - priceless!
You get a hot (compliant) chick that doesnt talk back.
I put in my cat (hes driving me nuts)
You get a hot (compliant) chick that doesnt talk back.
I put in my cat (hes driving me nuts)
You get the same cat, but less ornery.
I put in a jar of peanut butter and a jar of nutella.
I put in a jar of peanut butter and a jar of nutella.
You get a jar of Marmite.
I put in my ISP.
I put in my ISP.
You get your computer hacked remotely.
I put in a bar of soap.
I put in a bar of soap.
I wash your mouth out with it
I put in a treasure box
I put in a treasure box
a whole GP comes out
i put in a pair of socks
i put in a pair of socks
You get nothing! Because you didn't put anything in.
I put in peanut butter on a slice of bread and jelly on a slice of bread...
I put in peanut butter on a slice of bread and jelly on a slice of bread...
out comes a putrid smell
I put in a wanted poster
I put in a wanted poster
You get out The Postal Dude pointing a gun at your face.
I put in the "Reset" button and Christmas.
I put in the "Reset" button and Christmas.
You get a never-ending loop of christmas cheer and eggnog.
I put in a happy cat and a bucket full of other memes.
I put in a happy cat and a bucket full of other memes.
you get a very large and stylish furball
I put in bornfree and 50 of her best pictures from steam (hehehe)
I put in bornfree and 50 of her best pictures from steam (hehehe)
You get 50 bornfrees and 1 of her best pictures on Steam
I put in a cricket bat.
I put in a cricket bat.
And I slip in a bit of honey and you get a sticky wicket.
I put in a box of bullets and bulletproof glass.
I put in a box of bullets and bulletproof glass.
you get a quiver of arrows and plain old glass
I put in a copy of Pokemon white 2
I put in a copy of Pokemon white 2
You receive a facepalm. Congrats, it's the first one this week!
I put in the decapitated head of a duck and The Floating Head of Irrelevant and Wrong Predictions.
I put in the decapitated head of a duck and The Floating Head of Irrelevant and Wrong Predictions.
You get out: An uncapitated duck quacking wrong and irrelevant predictions.
That one was pretty obvious...
I put in: A wheel and some painkiller.
That one was pretty obvious...
I put in: A wheel and some painkiller.
You get[b]: Morphine addiction.
[b]I put in: Two great creators, Seth Robinson, and God.
[b]I put in: Two great creators, Seth Robinson, and God.
you get $1.95- God escaped hes tougher than Chuck Norris
I put in a home made pizza and a power drill (Chuck made the pizza...)
I put in a home made pizza and a power drill (Chuck made the pizza...)
You get out Desperate Dan, who's eaten both the pizza and the power drill.
He puts in a pair of his old boots.
He puts in a pair of his old boots.
you loose your nose hair
i put in a plastic bag and dinkulums frog puppet
i put in a plastic bag and dinkulums frog puppet
you get out a a dead frog I put in all unpleasent thoughts.
you get some chewed chewing gum.
I put in a ball of fluff from the back seat of my car and a stick from my glue gun
I put in a ball of fluff from the back seat of my car and a stick from my glue gun
You get out, for reasons never quite explained, a teenage mutant ninja turtle.
I put in: A microwave and Martridge's house.
I put in: A microwave and Martridge's house.
You get a rather large microwave.
I put in a man and a woman...
I put in a man and a woman...
You get nothing - THEY get lucky
I put in a new lap top - no software tho heh
I put in a new lap top - no software tho heh
I sneak in a little time machine and you get a laptop from the future!
I put in a cat and some buttered toast.
I put in a cat and some buttered toast.
You get out: A toast with bacon. (The soda machine was busy for quite a while, killing the cat nine times...)
I put in: A large angry mob and a bottle of LSD.
I put in: A large angry mob and a bottle of LSD.
I put in skull's skull and whatever I can rob RobJ of
You get: fragments of bone and a disgusting piece of lint...No, wait, nevermind, I guess there was no lint.
I put in: an agglomeration of the misfortunes that have befallen mankind since the beginning of this century and a life-time supply of rainbow cupcakes.
I put in: an agglomeration of the misfortunes that have befallen mankind since the beginning of this century and a life-time supply of rainbow cupcakes.
you get all the yellow ones back, a fairygodmother and a good spanking for using big words on little dinkers hehe
I put in a pile of toenail clippings and a smirk
I put in a pile of toenail clippings and a smirk
You get out a hunky pirate about your age
I put in a scorching hot lady about my age
I put in a scorching hot lady about my age