The Dink Network

is worth a laugh

*by tal (who else?)

"I hate to admit it, but I threw a nasty bar of white chocolate out on the street once... it grew cantankerous and eventually found a position at the DN!" - Tal

yet another one of tal's great words of wisdom and prophecy that just so happened to show up on my screen as i was replying to this

And you all wonder why I'm so insanely attracted to him.

But I think my favorite is:
"I shaved for the first time today. I feel.....different." - Tal

"This quote, if stared at correctly, will burn your eyes out!" -Travis

"Sanity comes at the price of...chocolate" - illusivefing

and that brings me to another point, the dn only let me have a 12 character name . my name was really supposed to be +takes breath+ illusivefingersonmyhead

Well it's better to have your name as illusivefing, because when is the last time you saw your fingers acting in a fingish manner? *definition courtesy of webster, the all knowing book that cant give a simple answer*

Um... thank you, thank you all!

THONGS? wow ..... how would u sign em all or would it be imprinted onto the clothing?lol what about inflatable dolls?....

"I have 3 legs dammit" - WC to redink1 via ICQ. "wrong window!" arrived a few seconds later, much to redink1's relief. hehe...

"I was about to suggest some pump-like mechanism to shoot blendered pizza into your oral passageway because you can't suck, but I guess that's for moot." - redink1 to Tal

Do thongs have enough cloth for you to be able to sign on them?

Stop it now Godley. You such an Internet terrorist. Remember what happened to Osama.

"there is playmates on my TV!" - WC

What was at bottom of the screen.

EDIT: Wouldnt it be weird if a quote quoting a quote was quoted?

Are new quotes even put on there?

I want to be quoted.

Repair.

The.

Guess who? "If you die I swear I'll kill you."

"This whole ordeal... with the frequent destruction of Dink authors' computers... this is a conspiracy." - Tal