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April 3rd 2012, 10:53 PM
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Robj
Jester He/Him Australia
You feed the madness, and it feeds on you. 
Found this comment on one of my Dink Smallwood let's play videos on youtube... I wonder if this guy is serious? ... Lol

"I for one find this game extremely offensive. I happen to be an ultra liberal environmentalist who firmly knows that even a single animal is far more important than any number of evil parasitic humans.

And to that end, I find it grotesquely offensive that you'd go out and kill these animals just so that you can get more XP. These animals are no threat to you, and you just arbitrarily kill them?! In fact, you should lie down and let them kill you because they need you for sustenance."

I laughed my ass off.
April 3rd 2012, 11:21 PM
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Pillbug
Peasant He/Him United States
Love! True love! 
I would say he's not being serious, but it's hilarious either way
April 3rd 2012, 11:56 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
I have a few choice words for this idiot, mostly because not all animals feed off of Humans for sustenance.
Partially because they're an idiot who doesn't understand the natural order of things:
Herbivores eat grass, predators eat herbivores,bacteria and other carrion feeders eat dead predators, carrion feeders fertilize the ground with their crap, and herbivores eat man-flesh fertilized grass.
April 4th 2012, 12:15 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
We are the most evolved animals, so we rule the roost until piggies and anatidae catch up, we're the bosses!
April 4th 2012, 12:42 AM
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He has a point! This good man should join the Bonca Liberation Front, which is planning targeted terrorist attacks on your hive of blackest villainy and animal abuse, known as the Dink Smallwood PT channel to the unwitting bystander. Your days of exploiting the noble bonca for XP are numbered.

PS. Did you know that, according to recent studies, 45% percent of people worldwide find the bonca adorable and/or attractive? (and 25% find them tasty... but that's completely irrelevant!)
April 4th 2012, 01:13 AM
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Absolution
Peasant They/Them
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
People like this are fun to laugh at because their words are just so...how should I say this nicely...?

Worthless? Retarded? Both?

Yeah, both.
April 4th 2012, 05:31 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Worthlessly retarded, not even a little bit valuably retarded!
April 4th 2012, 06:00 AM
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Kyle
Peasant He/Him Belgium
 
Lol! So funny
April 4th 2012, 12:28 PM
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Quiztis
Peasant He/Him Sweden bloop
Life? What's that? Can I download it?! 
Hehe.
April 6th 2012, 01:23 AM
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Paul
Peasant He/Him United States
 
We are the most evolved animals

We are no such thing! All living animals have evolved for exactly as long. Yes we are almost certainly the smartest, and have no natural enemies except microbes... and eachother. Meanwhile, as we war upon amongst ourselves, Argentine Ants have united in a globe-spanning megacolony, crushing other ants before them and annoying the bejesus out of us humans. They even made me miss a flight once (true story).
April 6th 2012, 11:38 PM
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Striker
Noble She/Her United States
Daniel, there are clowns. 
O_o Whoa... Paul's been visiting the site again? I have been away for a bit, haven't I? Good to see you here again.
April 7th 2012, 06:14 AM
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SabreTrout
Noble He/Him United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
Weird, huh. And awesome, obviously.
April 7th 2012, 02:52 PM
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Paul
Peasant He/Him United States
 


Yeah I initially popped in to post an reworked version of Playthis I had lying around, but I plan to update some of my old dmods too.
April 10th 2012, 04:08 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Whatevs, Paul. Point is we own their arses unless our plane crashes in Alaska.