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ONE QUESTION

April 28th 2011, 04:55 PM
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welovefudge
Peasant He/Him Russia
I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it. 
haha i know its a really stupid question and most of u ppl mustve heard this one

so then what came first? egg or the chicken? XD
April 28th 2011, 05:28 PM
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JugglingDink
Peasant He/Him United Kingdom
Streetfish 
The egg! Granted, it wouldn't have been a chicken egg, but it still came first!
April 28th 2011, 05:32 PM
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welovefudge
Peasant He/Him Russia
I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it. 
where did the egg come from?
April 28th 2011, 05:57 PM
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metatarasal
Bard He/Him Netherlands
I object 
I vote chicken just because I can.
April 28th 2011, 09:15 PM
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Absolution
Peasant They/Them
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
Could you stop posting threads where the topics are in all-caps? It's kind of annoying.
April 28th 2011, 10:45 PM
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Mrgantoe
Peasant He/Him Cuba
I'm simply a distraction. 
I find it spirited absolution and I vote oven hehe .
April 29th 2011, 06:54 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Could you stop posting threads where the topics are in all-caps? It's kind of annoying.

Nobody gives a jackass about that.
April 29th 2011, 08:35 AM
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merder
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
The Voice in the back of your head! 
I'd say the egg was first.(i don't care if the chicken lays them becaue probably a the ancestors of them also laid eggs but wasn't a chicken)
April 29th 2011, 08:44 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
The chicken came first. Learn the alphabets, children.
April 29th 2011, 03:11 PM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
well do you believe in evolution or god? either way its impossible to know, did god create an egg in the begining? or a chicken? did the big bang put egg ummmm.... atoms? together? or chicken.... atoms..... yeah.... didnt actually learn about it is school....
April 29th 2011, 03:14 PM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Chickens, anyone?

EDIT: Wait, I just realized. Coming from an apparent completely English guy, Sparrowhawk, he should know better than name that file "Chickens!". It should be called "Hens!". Aren't I correct, Sparrow? I think so, unless Dink like cooked them or something after killing them.
April 29th 2011, 03:33 PM
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dinkinfreak
Peasant He/Him Greece
Real lurkers don't appear on the lurkers list. 
An egg a chicken will hatch out of is a chicken actually.
A caterpillar is a butterfly in its younger form

Wasn't there a poll about it some years ago?
April 29th 2011, 03:35 PM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
I thought what hatched was a chick. When it grows older, it's called hen. And when it's killed and served in your local supermarket, it's called chicken.
April 29th 2011, 04:06 PM
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Chicken is the generic name for the animal. A chick is a baby chicken, a hen is a female adult chicken, and a rooster is a male adult chicken.
April 30th 2011, 06:29 AM
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metatarasal
Bard He/Him Netherlands
I object 
Wasn't there a poll about it some years ago?

Indeed there was. Quite some time ago though...
April 30th 2011, 07:36 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
The chicken came first - no-one said anything about a rooster.
April 30th 2011, 07:52 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
LOL there are no chick....um.. roosters on the internet
April 30th 2011, 05:49 PM
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"Aren't I correct, Sparrow?"

Nope
Chickens = the bird in general (as well as the meat), hen = female only.
May 1st 2011, 12:15 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
NEW THEORY! Since the egg, unlike the chicken, holds no innate power to create, and since the egg would die of the cold without a chicken's warmth and since the chick that came forth from the egg may have been a rooster or perhaps nothing came forth the first few times due to inefertility, and without a mother the race of chickens could not have been taught how to evade the cosmic dinosaur, thus evading extinction, the chicken certainly came first!
May 1st 2011, 12:20 AM
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Mrgantoe
Peasant He/Him Cuba
I'm simply a distraction. 
Ok now for my real awnser Definitely the egg oh and I'm suprised SPAM wasn't tossed around good job guys.
May 1st 2011, 12:25 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
But did it - how did it come into being schnapps without an egg to hatch out of in the first place, unless the first chicken was an imaculate conception and birth instead of fighting its way out of an egg (which made it strong enough to survive and lay the FIRST EGG hehehe) - and sooooOOOOoooooo.......... the discussion continues!

Q Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A To stamp out forrest fires

Q why do elephants have flat feet?
A to stamp out burning ducks

And that my little Aussie friend is how chickens survived, they simply let the fires burn Muhahaha!!

BAD language alert!

DELETED because I dont want to have Mrgantoe having nightmares about that poor chickens safety. That rabbit was PLAYING with the chicken for anyone elses information!! Sheez you grubby minded wee things. Have you never heard of the cabbage patch? Thats where all sex and porn take place anyway I know these things and that chicken was no where near the cabbages from what I could see.


May 1st 2011, 07:59 AM
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welovefudge
Peasant He/Him Russia
I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it. 
i think there were chickens(rooster and hens if u like it that way)in mars.then the martians leave a few rooster and hens as they thought it could destroy the world so... hens came first! XD
May 1st 2011, 11:04 AM
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Mrgantoe
Peasant He/Him Cuba
I'm simply a distraction. 
Msdink I thought the rules said we can't post porn animal or otherwise but the only thing that matters is the egg came first Super chickens laid an egg and then the dinosaurs went extinct and the egg was hit by a meteorite causing a Race of retarded chickens to be born
May 1st 2011, 11:25 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
I can't guarantee it, but I'm almost certain that Mrgantoe is right. The rules clearly state that no links to sexual content should be posted in here. Whether that image counts as sexual content, I'll let the staff decide.
May 1st 2011, 12:21 PM
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Rabbit on chicken doggystyle? This is not porn, this is... this is art!
May 1st 2011, 06:07 PM
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Mrgantoe
Peasant He/Him Cuba
I'm simply a distraction. 
I was just joking it's modern art
May 2nd 2011, 12:06 AM
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welovefudge
Peasant He/Him Russia
I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it. 
cmon..........why did u delete the porn?
May 2nd 2011, 12:17 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
because welove fudge, NOT porn thats why
I did it for all the little dinkers sooo cute and innocent and mrgantoe has to be nice to me now
May 2nd 2011, 02:31 AM
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welovefudge
Peasant He/Him Russia
I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it. 
weak....
May 2nd 2011, 06:25 PM
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Mrgantoe
Peasant He/Him Cuba
I'm simply a distraction. 
Not bieng nice to msdink ahem skull agreed with me can we flay him to.
May 2nd 2011, 06:43 PM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 

Covers eyes - I am shocked! BUNNIE PORN!!
May 2nd 2011, 09:05 PM
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Mrgantoe
Peasant He/Him Cuba
I'm simply a distraction. 
Ahem it's bunny porn
May 2nd 2011, 11:02 PM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
You another one that knows engrish better than engrish speaking people huh
its B U N N I E cause I said so
May 2nd 2011, 11:51 PM
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Yeah, Mrgantoe, you're Irish, so English is your second language.
May 3rd 2011, 12:18 AM
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welovefudge
Peasant He/Him Russia
I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it. 
oh really? XD
and i was thinking he was italian
btw u cant call that porn Mrgantoe
porn is way more awsome than that
May 3rd 2011, 12:20 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
porn is way more awsome than that

The beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Though, I'd agree with you on this one.

Tal wouldn't though, cause he's a sick pervert. That's all.
May 3rd 2011, 03:59 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
That might qualify as erotic art, although Eros' humour was lost on me there. It can't be porn as it is neither obscene nor unchaste. it is, however, distasteful, foolish and bloody hilarious.
May 4th 2011, 08:06 AM
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Mrgantoe
Peasant He/Him Cuba
I'm simply a distraction. 
English is one of the languages spoken in Ireland gealic is used mostly in rural areas by nomadic herders and crazy hermits. I only use gealic for ceromonies and relaying secret secret messages to my Irish friends.
May 4th 2011, 08:09 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Speak Ire, dammit!
May 4th 2011, 11:24 AM
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Yeah, well I've seen videos about how to speak Norn Iron. You can't tell me that's English!
May 9th 2011, 12:05 AM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
The dinosaur
May 15th 2011, 08:53 AM
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Godley
Peasant They/Them
 
Chicken(more precisely the Hen) came first.

God would look stupid sitting on an egg.
May 27th 2011, 02:08 PM
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tibia
Peasant He/Him Poland
*Scuttle Scuttle* 
Not that, nor that but prehistoric chickens from Jurassic age