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last post by bornfree:

ate there dinner

from a silver

tongued devil, who

Had a slick,

Make a link to PART 1 in the OP, Absolution. Should make it easier to find it if people ever want to read the entire story.

Am I doing this right? How many words can I use?

allocation - is - three *points to topic* with no smarmy smirk, smile or rolling of eyes... moving right along...

Had a slick

pair of black

sexy beanies. Anyway,

Sabretrout, who was

unable to count

his chickens before

removing his shoes

discovered unimaginable terror

I can count!

Stated the rainbow

lorikeet, perched upon

his own head

so close this

door to the

.old mc donald

Make a link to PART 1 in the OP, Absolution. Should make it easier to find it if people ever want to read the entire story.

PART 1

who dragged out

EDIT: Oh wait a minute... door to the


Door to the Old McDonald!? What!? What's going one!? Someone explain this to me! NOOO!!

How can there be a door to Old McDonald?

could be the back door Abs
had a farm
where sabre counts

his Kiwi cattle

Absolution: Sabretrout meant that you should copy and paste the link into your TOP post. Not halfway down the page where people might skip it. *points to blank space where Absolution's modify button would appear at the top of the page*

Just sayin'.

which flapped wings

of dead dragons

and duck orifices

near the toes.

of Eric's kitten.

What ExDeath said.

was that he

sold his soul

for lots'a sex.

with underage camels

" to incite nausea
(Okay, I'm avoiding this thread now >_> )

causing this *_*

One day, Fluffles

Ate three truffles

whilst doin'tha shuffles

(doin'tha )

on the waffles

of General Stoffels

lord of kartoffels

causing many rofls.

to eat muffins

made by whiskers

was the impossible

ruiner of rhymes

against all signs

wearing calvin klein's

pants, sized nines.

They were mines!!

shouted the horse

'twas big horse

Staying on course,

By means of

randomly spoken words

by little turds

of cookie land

which munched on

Three dimensional cookies.

that had a

two dimensional appearance.

Posting twice bad.

I eat kittens,

only on mondays

to fuel me

lucky charms! I

need more beer!

Big fat ogres

having an orgy

along with hairy

fairy legs. Well...

meanwhile, people having

copious facial hair

strutted like a

Purple horned flamingo

with bad breath.

and a big.

fat butt. Also,

flat fat butt!

Shakespeare was disgusted

by stupidity. Europe

responded by burning

several thousand ducks

and bananas!! Threads

And needles are

full of rainbow

ends without gold

because lucky the

leprechaun stole it.

One day, Seymour

took a crap,

on Yuna's boobs

(couldn't resist).

the crowd went

(I always prefered Paine, myself...)

wild,when they

Watched in shock.

Through the ashes,

Falling like angels

roaring like seas

as they splattered

Like little butterflies.

Donny the retard

Died straight after.

because of this

stupid message board.

That got revised