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Since Tal never comes on anymore this recurring theme of how the mention of him is funny is starting to lose it's glamour. I say that we should elect a new Tal. One vote per person.

Only if the admins like this idea.

EDIT:I give five votes to myself and six votes to banana

You mean a new king or someone else to make the same jokes about? Either way...

I'd like to see Sabretrout as the new "Tal" aka, king. If this wasn't on-topic, kiss mah white a s s.

Q: Why?

A: He has been here for a long time and he's still showing interest in the community... Hey wait... Maybe Striker suits as king too then. I guess you'll have to fight about it.

I'd like to see Sabretrout as the new "Tal" aka, king.

I mean separate people hold those roles, there will be the "Tal" or the perpetual option in the polls, and the King who would do stuff like update quotes and stab trolls.

/me puckers up... Nah SORRY Marpro - I just cannae make meself do eet hehe
Votes for anyone that's not TAl

Votes for anyone that's not TAl

(I think she means me )

weighs up... Tal - EvilEarl Tal - EvilEarl EvilEarl - Tal
Nah just doesn't seem to have the same "ring" to it
*shrugs*

I always wondered what the deal with this Tal guy was. Why you guys always talk about him. I wasn't sure if you guys were joking about him because you liked him or didn't like him.

Anywhoo, I vote Striker because I like his avi.

@chaoticnight:

The owner of the website, Redink1, was the original "king" and did everything on the site. Then he appointed staff members to help him. After a while, he started to visit the site less often and decided it was finally time to make Tal the king, but he is on even less frequently. Redink1, as far as I know, still "owns" the site.

Fireball- I did read that forum-staff info-, but I wasn't sure how old the info was, since I have never seen Tal on. I just wasn't sure what to make of the jokes about him since I didn't know what kind of person he was. Didn't want to look noobish by asking. But since this topic was posted I figured it was as good a time as any. Thanks for the info though, now I know that forum's current.

Tal is just... Tal. No questions asked. There's your answer.

Tal is just... Tal.

Thanks DinkDude, that really clears things up. I must say though, i have seen quite a number of Tal's random quotes at the bottom of the site that inclines me to agree with that statement.

I think not.

Tal, well... I think www.talporn.com sums it up really well.

NOTE: I wouldn't take the link literally, it is resolved to the Dink Network's servers, so nothing bad comes up, just this site. Though it does look kind of weird and questions may be raised if you start using TalPorn instead of the Dink Network...

Striker all the way! I like SabreTrout more, but he's a lazyass.

Sabre am king nao!

I'm not a lazyass.

Striker gets my vote too, Sabre. Sorry
But yeah; Kinging tal was a bit of a mistake when Tal visits even less frequently; In fact the last time Tal visited was long before Redink1's last post.

Well, Sabre would have had my vote still two weeks ago, before Striker seemed to get more active and post the new rules.

Who cares why do we need a king can't us peasants just revolt and overthrow the monarchy and take over TDN for eternity Muhahahaaa

Edit: Ohh and torture I vote to return torture to its rightful place and vote Evilearl be the new tester - if we can make him scream like a little girl it will work on all the moder... oops hello Striker and err Sabre nice day huh *blinks* looks out window... hides hands behind back

Perhaps, with haxx0r skills, one might consider such a foolhardy act. May such a foolish person perish under the blade of Gabranth.

init("load_new_tal\members\metatarasal");

I'd say Schnapper. he's a bit eccentric and fun.

Just to clarify, I don't want to be King. Nor do I think we really need a new one.

Christiaan would be the best candidate if there ever was a change.

Christiaan is too bossy!

Calling me bossy is a violation of the rules. Do it again and you will be banned.

Christiaan is too bossy! *is hit by a large hammer*

None of the power dudes seem to inclined for the position of Tal. Maybe we should have a poll of all the people we nominate! I nominate myself!

Peasants don't get a vote because they're peasants.

Heh, when I first opened the Talporn link, my browser freaked out for a moment (not responding.) So, Tal somehow made his own link to the Dink Network? ie "Resolved?" Sorry don't know much tech lingo. And decided to call it Talporn...just so he could say "porn?" Seems like a weird, but amusing guy.

Well, by "resolved", I mean, the address goes to the same stuff.

Actually, now that I look at the source code, what they did was a quick frameset, which probably explains why www.talporn.com stays as the address (URL). Gives me ideas... *creates phishing scam*

Ha ha ha... im distracted... <hums music from chrono trigger>

Yeah, suck it peasants! Oh wait..

LOL @ rabid
Peasants are revolting already hehe

I say, DENIED BY THE AUTHORITY OF EX-DEATHEVN!!

That is all (now let's hope I don't get caught typing from the Academy computers

Peasants don't get a vote because they're peasants.

I think it's time to go fishing...*grabs a spear* The old fashioned way.

*Hums 600 AD from Chrono Trigger*

*Hums Outskirts of Time from Chrono Trigger*

*Hums Green Hill Zone*

*Hums the tune to the first level in the sega master-system game R-Type*

hmmmmmmm-hmmmmmmm-hm-hm-hmmmmmmmm------hm-hm-hm-dodododo-hm-hm-hm-do-do-do-do-hm-hm-hm-dodododo-hm-hm-hm...

*Hums Dungeonman theme from Earthbound*

*Hums the Mario theme like she was doing yesterday for some reason.* We should start a band.

Edit-*Switches to Cosmo Canyon from FFIIV b/c she is in a mellow mood and that song's just badass.

Covers her ears and thinks all you people are just weird today lol

Aww, no music love? It's free! How can you not love THAT? XD

Save our music programs! (yeah I'm a little random today lol. )

Oh yes, I love music - stirs the soul but heck not a one of you can hum in tune hehe is frightening.

(Well: little known fact - even if you cant sing in tune, apparently everyone can HUM in tune- so that kills my theory whatever!!)

*Starts to hum 'Vampire Killer' from Castlevania.*

I vote for the winner of more awards than anyone... Mr. None.

How sexist - what about Miss None, or Mrs None or plain old Ms None lol why do the fellas on here always get all the prizes

Because females are a lie.

The cake is a lie!

Yes.

The cake is a lie!
Oooh, cake sounds good...

"Because females are a lie."

"The cake is a lie!"

"Yes."

"Oooh, cake sounds good..."

So this is what happens when I trust one of my threads with you guys for a few days? This is sacreligiou-heresious treason!!

*pokes* EvilEarl in the eye - Geesh - whatta whiner you are lol, here we are, so much closer to the REACH FOR 1000 (that your last thread failed miserably at attaining anything even remotely close to *pokes tongue*) and you are crying like a little girl who dropped her doll hehe. Toughen up and go with the flow man, or I will set Milder on you ...

While on the topic of REACH FOR 1000, the closest a thread has ever got (that I have seen so far) is around about 200/300 posts, so we are still a fair way off getting a single thread with so many posts.

Yeah but you have to give the little fella hope - you cant dash all his dreams in one hit (where is the fun in that) The trick is to strip him of them slowly one by one...

*Hums Green Hill Zone*

*Hums Paddy's Lament- Flogging Molly*

*Continues humming R-Type first level theme* I like retro arcade games... and I'm what, 14? Yeah...

I support TalPorn.

Heh heh, funny story. The other day, with my girlfriend sitting next to me at the computer, I enter 'talporn.com' into the address bar, she looks at it, asks me what the hell I'm doing, and I get a laugh when she sees it direct to the Dink Network.

Fireball, I'm fifteen. When I was six, I had to blow in out games to make tham work!

Same... We had some good times with our Atari 2600 and various Segas.

Snes, Nes, and Super 64 all the way.

When I was six, I had to blow in out games to make tham work!
Ah, I remember those days... *stares up at the sky and reminisces* I miss my sega. T_T

I still have my 64 though

I still have the following consoles:
-Sega Master System
-Sega Mega Drive
-Super Nintendo
-Nintendo 64

I also have a whole heap of games for each console, but some of the games are faulty, or don't work anymore.

Back on topic before I request that this thread dies. New Tal or plain Tal? Or do we have to poll on it?

I prefer cheesecake to either choice

Dude, you can't replace Tal. Tal is just Tal. No one else can be Tal. It's just Tal.

I have
-Sega Master System
-Sega Mega Drive

Used to have Atari 2600, and tonnes of games to go with it.

Dude, you can't replace Tal. Tal is just Tal. No one else can be Tal. It's just Tal.

Saying random things about Tal does seem like a tradition around here from what I've seen. Can't mess with tradition.

@MsDink- Oooh cheesecake sounds good. My grandma's making one for Easter. Yummy.

Goddammit Fireball, didn't you read my post?

Nobody cares about your posts, EvilEarl.

EvilEarl, all threads go off topic after a while, especialiy here.

I don't think any staff member would close a thread just because it has gone off topic and the OP wants it closed because people arn't doing what he/she wants.

If all threads that went off-topic were closed we wouldn't have many open ones around here

Edit... Hmm, that hot guy beat me to it.

I still want cheescake... anyone???

Cheesecake is horrid! I'd prefer a nice blueberry pie, if you catch my meaning

*Blinks at ExDeathEvn* No, no I don't. Now if you had said apple pie, that might have rung a bell. Or cherry pie even.

EvilEarl-Aw, don't be mad. Most of us put in our 2 cents before we went off topic. But if you would like more solid, certain results, a poll is not a bad idea.*nods*

I'm with MsDink on the cheesecake. Cheesecake for all. Except ExDeathEvn.

Heh, I could imagine the poll...

"New Tal?"

"Yes"
"No"
"Tal"

It'll be . . .

"Yes"
"No"
"Maybe"
"EvilEarl"
"Who's Tal?"

No, the next poll will be:

Pie or Cake?

Pie!
Cake!
Pie-flavored cake!
Cake-flavored milkshake!
Tal in a giant Stripper's cake ready to throw cream pies at people when he jumps out!

It'll be . . .

"Yes"
"No"
"Maybe"
"EvilEarl"
"Who's Tal?"

"Yes"
"No"
"Tal"
"Banana"

i miss my sega too. *sniff*

It will be...
No
yes
maybe
hell no
cheescake
for me ... and wth with the blueberries??? Now... what was the question???

U can have some of mine chaoticnight I am not greedy

cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake! GIMME GIMME!
<pounces on big cheese cake> OHHHH YEEEEEESSSSSSS!!

I rarely get weirded out, since I'M the one who does the weirding out.

All I have is an emulator to play some games. (Yay Crono Trigger and Castlevainia!)

Aw, thanks MsDink. XD Actually the cheesecake my grandma made didn't get touched b/c someone brought one, so I can share some with you too.

O_O OMG zeddexx what are you- *watches helplessly as he tackles the cheesecake goodness* Nooooooooooo! T_T Why? WHYYYYY?!

Close this thread? Nevaahaahahahhaa

Who turned out the lights???
Looks around noooo that's Zeds butt hiding all the light - no more cheesecake for you Mr!