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Are they best underripe, ripe or overripe? I must know!!

If you put the banana in your mouth, it will prevent you from talking.

Why would a computer program care anyway?

Why would a computer program care anyway?

Doomsday devices do not use cliche ingredients.

underripe, they're sour.

Would you eat an underripe banana?

ive eaten underripe banana's and they taste fine to me

I am Mr.Banana!! Look at me, I'm yellow --->

Under-ripe bananas are best if you want to get sour, sticky sap stuck between your teeth.

Ripe bananas are best if you want to a) eat a banana b) eat a banana on toast

Over-ripe bananas are best if you want to make a milkshake, smoothie or banana cake.

Big, hard bananas are best for condom practise.

Still trying to get quoted, eh?

Skull, stop the annoying remarks already.

What annoying remarks? He is obviously trying to get quoted, and I was not even being serious.

"Big, hard bananas are best for condom practise."

If you're a chick or a student in sex-ed, maybe, but I woulda thought that trying on yourself would be the best way to go, as you would get more of a feel for how it goes on. not saying I've ever done anything like this before, but just saying, if you put it on a banana how are you supposed to feel if it's on right?

Nobody is being quoted these days. (I think)

Nobody is being quoted these days. (I think)

They're slowed down with the new quoting process that's being worked on.

It involves two files this time. A Quotes.txt and an EvilEarlQuotes.txt. It's worth it though.

I really wish we would start quoting again though. I guess people just aren't idiotic enough today.

Enough idiotic? We are yes.

Enough idiotic? We are yes.

Skull meant idiotic as in mentally/emotionally unstable, not illiterate.

NO I WILL NOT ILITIRATE YOU!! Wait, what?

It seemas everytime someone says something quote-worthy, Skull says it's: Stupid, Retarded, No0bish, Ect. That caused people to lose interest in the quote-worthy words and start a flame war or just argue with people about how they're the ones being stupid/ retarded.

Lol, you never had the talent to get quoted, and there is no quoting these days anyway. You, Krisknox, actually just said something that would get quoted.

EDIT: Quote-worthy is something the poster himself, or anyone else do not think as quote-worthy.

Quoting requires talent!? Unlikely.

Quoting requires talent!? Unlikely.

Exactly why quoting was stopped.

Quoting doesn't require talent! Most people probably don't even realise that being quoted is not always a fun thing. Let's take Skull for example. He told some lies in the past and later it was proved that what he said was absolute bullcrap. Now I don't think Skull would enjoy seeing those lies being quoted to remind everyone of his mistakes. Another good example would be myself. "Grrr late news cheap monney" - Erwin. I don't know for sure why this got quoted but I said this when my English wasn't as good as it is now. I just wanted to call redink1 a cheap bast*rd but I didn't know exactly how to do so. To make it worse I misspelled 'money'.

Exactly why quoting was stopped.

I'm not so sure about that. Quotation will probably sneak up upon you and strike when you least expect it.

Well yeah, quote is only to pwn the writer of it.

"Nudity. Ugh!" - DinkDude95

And you think your quote is embarrassing?

wait, what did i say that would get quoted?

"wait, what did i say that would get quoted?"

^That

im a retard. pure and simple.

Ripe.

<- ripe retard. 'Tard ready for the pickin'.