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Question on Cookies

November 10th 2009, 06:07 AM
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DinkDude95
Peasant He/Him Australia
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
Where did all this fuss about cookies come from? What happened to the banana obsessions? I come back and everyone is obsessed with protecting their cookies from Robj.

Does that mean I can remove the high-tech security system from my banana vault now, if everyone has moved on to cookies? Will banana prices drop?
November 10th 2009, 06:10 AM
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flood
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
 
banana prices will fall slightly, but not enough to worry about. just keep those bananas and once the whole cookie fad fades you be rich with bananas
November 10th 2009, 06:31 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
I don't have cookies. I delete them every other night.
November 10th 2009, 06:43 AM
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Robj
Jester He/Him Australia
You feed the madness, and it feeds on you. 
"I come back and everyone is obsessed with protecting their cookies from Robj."
I suppose since everyone else has learned of my true origin from my old profile, I have no choice but to use extreme stealth now anyway, so here is my short biography:

I was born on the planet slykt, home of the slayers and bunnies. I was unwillingly sent to earth to slay some people in order to steal their cookies. Before I could accomplish my purpose, I was trapped inside a weird game, transformed into a red dude and named Bishop Nelson. Shortly after, I was killed by a weird guy in green tights. I then found a way to leave the world of Dink, and quite willingly did so. I was resurrected from the dead, into the real world as an awesome-zombie-people-slaying-fire-slayer. Luckily, since I was previously transformed into Bishop Nelson, I still had the ability to take on a human form, so I transformed into a guy, called myself Rob and even joined this site. I can now refocus on my extremely dangerous mission of stealing peoples cookies, so I can return them to planet slykt and use them as hostage to take over the world.
I now demand you all refer to me as the 'fiery fiend from the forbidden depths of hell'.

So until the day comes when you all must say goodbye to your cookies, and possibly your muffins, and not so possibly but probably your bananas - Be afraid.
Be very afraid.
November 10th 2009, 06:54 AM
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Marpro
Peasant He/Him bloop
 
I don't care about cookies.
November 10th 2009, 07:57 AM
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Krisknox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Personally, i think bananas are disgusting.
November 10th 2009, 10:01 AM
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GOKUSSJ6
Peasant He/Him Poland
Everyone should get a pizza for free in each week. 
Beware...Robj is a spy and HE WILL STEAL ALL YOUR COOKIES by disguising himself in any objects or people(Even Tal)
November 10th 2009, 10:48 AM
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Quiztis
Peasant He/Him Sweden bloop
Life? What's that? Can I download it?! 
Bananas r teh grrlz kind o' fruit!
November 10th 2009, 11:53 AM
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metatarasal
Bard He/Him Netherlands
I object 
I only used the word 'cookies' once in the past two years (excluding this time). I have used the word 'banana' four times over the same period. So, it's safe to say I'm much more into bananas. Besides I think it's the national food of the dinknetwork.

Go Banana!
November 10th 2009, 12:00 PM
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Quiztis
Peasant He/Him Sweden bloop
Life? What's that? Can I download it?! 
Yeah, the polls often include the yellow fruit.
November 11th 2009, 01:14 AM
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DinkDude95
Peasant He/Him Australia
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
Ah, good to see someone still has good Dink Network spirit. The Fruit of Dink shall never die, and the cookies shall crumble.

November 11th 2009, 02:30 AM
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Robj
Jester He/Him Australia
You feed the madness, and it feeds on you. 
"the cookies shall crumble."
Indeed they will, after I steal them all and they become hostages.
November 11th 2009, 02:57 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Banana is win. Cookies are just dumb.
November 11th 2009, 07:24 PM
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Robj
Jester He/Him Australia
You feed the madness, and it feeds on you. 
"Robj is a spy and HE WILL STEAL ALL YOUR COOKIES by disguising himself in any objects or people"
I can even disguise as a banana and hide in your fruit bowl!
November 12th 2009, 09:50 AM
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GOKUSSJ6
Peasant He/Him Poland
Everyone should get a pizza for free in each week. 
"I can even disguise as a banana and hide in your fruit bowl! "
and I.....WILL EAT YOU!
November 12th 2009, 03:20 PM
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merder
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
The Voice in the back of your head! 
Here Rob Rob Rob.
*waves a cookie*
You know you want it.
*hides light sword behind back*