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November 10th 2009, 06:43 AM
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Robj
Jester He/Him Australia
You feed the madness, and it feeds on you. 
"I come back and everyone is obsessed with protecting their cookies from Robj."
I suppose since everyone else has learned of my true origin from my old profile, I have no choice but to use extreme stealth now anyway, so here is my short biography:

I was born on the planet slykt, home of the slayers and bunnies. I was unwillingly sent to earth to slay some people in order to steal their cookies. Before I could accomplish my purpose, I was trapped inside a weird game, transformed into a red dude and named Bishop Nelson. Shortly after, I was killed by a weird guy in green tights. I then found a way to leave the world of Dink, and quite willingly did so. I was resurrected from the dead, into the real world as an awesome-zombie-people-slaying-fire-slayer. Luckily, since I was previously transformed into Bishop Nelson, I still had the ability to take on a human form, so I transformed into a guy, called myself Rob and even joined this site. I can now refocus on my extremely dangerous mission of stealing peoples cookies, so I can return them to planet slykt and use them as hostage to take over the world.
I now demand you all refer to me as the 'fiery fiend from the forbidden depths of hell'.

So until the day comes when you all must say goodbye to your cookies, and possibly your muffins, and not so possibly but probably your bananas - Be afraid.
Be very afraid.