Hi! I'm new here!
Hey everyone!I am pathfinder,a program beginner from Earth.It is a great pleasure to meet all of you!
Welcome to the Dink Network, pathfinder!

Welcome to a world where farmers grow Weed, pillbugs eat weed, Teletubbies form an army and call it a Cast, 2 legged Boncas roam the plains, and Dink Smallwood is the hero.
NOW GTFO!! jk
You should change some of your account settings, such as Country locaton so we know where to find you
NOW GTFO!! jk

You should change some of your account settings, such as Country locaton so we know where to find you

Hi
An Earthling eh? Not many of those around here, hope you're not too lonely

An Earthling eh? Not many of those around here, hope you're not too lonely

Teletubbies? I've never seen any Teletubbies here. Except for Ex-Deathevn.
Teletubbies are here.
I am not one of them, I'm just a Red Knight.
I am not one of them, I'm just a Red Knight.
Welcome to the site

Welcome, i hope you enjoy it here, it gets pretty entertaining around here.
Welcome, you've just entered the forum which you CANNOT EVER LEAVE!
Magical powers, baby
Magical powers, baby

welcome Somehow it is impossible to leave even if i virus destroys your comp and somehow sometime you'll come back and trust me i know.
Welcome to the Dink Network.
Pull up a chair, pour yourself a cup of tea and grab a chocolate muffin. You won't be leaving any time soon.
Pull up a chair, pour yourself a cup of tea and grab a chocolate muffin. You won't be leaving any time soon.

meh, don't mind them, Merder is just referring to something that happened a long time ago with me. you can leave anytime, but then who will entertain you?
No,thanks,I prefer apple juice...
Personally,I like everything made from apple...
*thinks to himslef* mmmm... mulled aple cider....
*mumbling about dinks with their' beer, cider and apple juice* Hey man, you just sold your' soul to Tal or something. You German? Austrian? Have a schnapps on me, anywho.