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The year is 20XX. The one they call Tal has updated his Dink Network profile, which serves as a catalyst for all sorts of pizza delivery orders.

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Actually I can fully comprehend that, thank you, and I was already perfectly aware of what an oxymoron is. I'm also glad to have corrected your spelling of it.

Now, if you don't care, show us evidence that "Tampa Bay hockey team" is an appropriate oxymoron. Hockey is not one of my interests, therefore it flies right over my head (and surely most others here - this doesn't double as a hockey forum, last time I checked). If you don't feel like going out of your way to do so, though, then I... aheh.. understand.

Not that I have anything against hockey, it's rather fun to watch.. but I don't keep up with it.