The Dink Network

All the transformer, and all the ninja turtles as wll, and maby some of the pokemon and digimon and some cats as well as a large killer gatorade bottle that shoots rays of thirst quench at you and it makes you say "hhmm.... salty". Oh yea and some space ships with strong falic symbol resemblence, and a goat that always kicks dink, and chases him around in a cut scene for 45 minutes every time you see him, and a killer hat that when dink puts it on he emediatly die, or possibly goes bald and as well as speed racer, he evil. Maby some doctors and a few nurses and an operating tables with naked aliens on it and a killer message board that will hunt you with x ray vision.

Oh yea, and a porqupine