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My experience playing Malachi the Jerk on DinkHD(A novel in progress):
First up I hit the start button, I got a black screen. Thought the game was broken already. Turns out there's a choice menu or something, so I just hit control and the intro played.
Next up after watching that long intro, I run through the cave with the purple boncas. Everything seems to work all right. Okay okay this is good.
Now, not wanting to hav to try so hard in case of more bugs, I wuss out.
Then I proceed down the stairs save and talk to the old man. Upon finished my pleasant conversation with the man. The game freezes.
Load save game, talk to the old man again and choose a different option. After finished conversation- game freezes.
You know what, screw that guy.
I go up and I take the left path, I do everything I can over there. Which mostly just involves the kickbutt wuss slaying of some monsters. But kickbutt non-the-less.
After finding nothing of importance I return to the fountain.
From there I go right. AND I SLAY THE KILLER BUNNY! Was it a bunny? I don't remember. Anyways I killed the thing with my magic wuss powers, then sneakily snatched the fireball scroll.
After which, I proceeded south. I know this because I checked my compass. It came with the game- don't question this, just believe.
Next up I trodded around the maze of stuff. Yes, maze of stuff. I attempted to buy some of the stuff at one point thinking it to be a yard sale. Unfortunately it was not. I made my way through the maze and fought a deadly ghost.
I pounded him upon his body many times with my wuss fist, and killed him. Then the game froze, and I called it quits.
That is the end of my adventure. It appears as though princess malachi was in another castle.
First up I hit the start button, I got a black screen. Thought the game was broken already. Turns out there's a choice menu or something, so I just hit control and the intro played.
Next up after watching that long intro, I run through the cave with the purple boncas. Everything seems to work all right. Okay okay this is good.
Now, not wanting to hav to try so hard in case of more bugs, I wuss out.
Then I proceed down the stairs save and talk to the old man. Upon finished my pleasant conversation with the man. The game freezes.
Load save game, talk to the old man again and choose a different option. After finished conversation- game freezes.
You know what, screw that guy.
I go up and I take the left path, I do everything I can over there. Which mostly just involves the kickbutt wuss slaying of some monsters. But kickbutt non-the-less.
After finding nothing of importance I return to the fountain.
From there I go right. AND I SLAY THE KILLER BUNNY! Was it a bunny? I don't remember. Anyways I killed the thing with my magic wuss powers, then sneakily snatched the fireball scroll.
After which, I proceeded south. I know this because I checked my compass. It came with the game- don't question this, just believe.
Next up I trodded around the maze of stuff. Yes, maze of stuff. I attempted to buy some of the stuff at one point thinking it to be a yard sale. Unfortunately it was not. I made my way through the maze and fought a deadly ghost.
I pounded him upon his body many times with my wuss fist, and killed him. Then the game froze, and I called it quits.
That is the end of my adventure. It appears as though princess malachi was in another castle.
