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July 14th 2003, 03:46 PM
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My name really is Nunzilla. My parents were disturbed and had epileptic AND apoplectic fits commonly. The towns-people came with burning torches and pitchforks and killed my parents (who in secret were genitically mutated three-headed dogs) when I was born. Then, right before they killed me, a vampire named Fliffy swooped down and grabbed me. But he accidently dropped me into a scientist's lab who absent-mindedly turned me into a computer freak by smashing many keyboards on my head. But, I fear I have gone too far down memory lane. They're coming... THEY found me!! Must... AGHHHH!