Reply to Re: Speeding and other politically incorrect statements
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Like criminals, speeders aren't so much a hazard to society as they are to authority. And when I say that, I don't mean petty thieves and speeding city-slicker-wanna-be-drag-racer-as-soon-as-nappy-is-off-when-i-go-to-the-local-milk-bar-morons who got their' licenses in a cereal-box.
See, it's like graffiti: you've got the master-works and nice stuff and then about 100000000 crappy taggers who don't know what to do or who to respect and many speeders can't control their' cars and should be confined to walking. A person who can handle their' car is fine with speeding.
That's why I think Australia should introduce Autobahns. Well, I gues you'd get all these half-wits who are like "Bleuuurgh, empty laaaaaane. Get in iiiiit." and drive at about 1 km/h and then wonder why they turn up dead. And then they'd be like: "Kevin Ruuuuuuudd, he HIT me!" and Rudd would be like: "just let me finish waking my demon... ah, now... let me go and lick Obama's feet and see what he thinks" and then Obama would be like: "We don't have Autobahns in America, except Texas, which is a giant Autobahn." and Rudd would be like: "Destroy Australia's Autobahns! Confiscate all good drivers' cars! Impose taxes on all drivers!" and then the minister of Indigenous relations would be like: "Bleuuuuuurgh!" so Rudd would say: "Just leave one Autobahn around Uluru for Indigenous use only."
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See, it's like graffiti: you've got the master-works and nice stuff and then about 100000000 crappy taggers who don't know what to do or who to respect and many speeders can't control their' cars and should be confined to walking. A person who can handle their' car is fine with speeding.
That's why I think Australia should introduce Autobahns. Well, I gues you'd get all these half-wits who are like "Bleuuurgh, empty laaaaaane. Get in iiiiit." and drive at about 1 km/h and then wonder why they turn up dead. And then they'd be like: "Kevin Ruuuuuuudd, he HIT me!" and Rudd would be like: "just let me finish waking my demon... ah, now... let me go and lick Obama's feet and see what he thinks" and then Obama would be like: "We don't have Autobahns in America, except Texas, which is a giant Autobahn." and Rudd would be like: "Destroy Australia's Autobahns! Confiscate all good drivers' cars! Impose taxes on all drivers!" and then the minister of Indigenous relations would be like: "Bleuuuuuurgh!" so Rudd would say: "Just leave one Autobahn around Uluru for Indigenous use only."
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